"oh my God...i'm never getting married and my sodding parents are doing it twice..."

[goose_lives]

Bridget Jones is my hero, and IO has decided to play the sequel film every ten minutes, so score for me

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MY MOTHER LOVES BRIDGET JONES! CRAZY TALK!

ALSO: You are a $$$GoLDiiGGa$$$

BEER=TOOL
TURKEY SANDWICH=TOOL
METS=TOOL
THE WORD "BOOZE"=TOOL
AKA I FORGOT TO KEEP A LIST OF YOUR TOOLISH BEHAVIOR SINCE JUNE. [I almost just spelled it "behaviour". FOR NO REASON AT ALL]
Before you drown your sorrows in alcohol, think of DEVDAS. Did you read the book yet, or are you just like your ingrate sister?

OH SNAP I'M GOING TO LAKE GEORGE SOON, WHICH MEANS MINI GOLF AND GO-KARTS ERRDAY!

hahaha BROWN POWA.

[goose_lives]

i read that book in like three hours, lol!!
&&don't worry, i am farrrr from being an ALKIE...you can add that to the TOOL list :]

forever jealous of your abundance of melanin *m