Me vs Velociraptor

[goosezilla]

I could survive for 1 minute, 6 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor So, here's the deal, I'd destroy a Velociraptor. The one in the picture is way bigger than a real one. Real ones only come up to your knee caps. I'd probably get a nasty bite and some big gashes, but I would crush it

Comments

[djordi37]

So, someone should try this with a Cassowary. It's the closest thing to a raptor nowadays. It's closer to the Jurassic Park exaggerated size and is the most dangerous bird in the world, according to the Guinness World Records.

Someone should do this for science!

(Not me though, I only lasted 41 seconds)

[goosezilla]

You could strap some spurs onto its wings and feet for more realistic dino-fun-times!