ow, my thumb is throbbing cuz i spilled hot tea on it.
.. i should sue Chinese Keno because its tea pots didn't have the proper label "Warning: Contents are Hot."

jeff owes me.. 10 cents.

a paid advertisement..

current music: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/7/pairofbananasmusic.htm

please give me some examples of illogical reasoning behind asian parenting.

i need to learn to do a realistic fake smile.
.. not the kind that you just do cuz the picture lady says so.

i'm sorry, you're a fallacy.

why must we labor so much just to savor so little?

i want a free ipod.
.. but who else thinks it's all a scam?

so this is what it's like to live without parents.

go-ci: http://www.oldeenglish.org/puppy.html

so, how much..?

"what could you possibly do to the child?"
"just squeeze it really hard, i guess..?"

100 > 110.