So Cai was in the backyard "cooking" us things. He made Dan some eggs. Dan asked "What kind of eggs are these?" Cai said "Umm...ummm..." So in order to give him some ideas I said "Scrambled, sunny side up, fried--" at which point Cai cut me off and said "Penguin eggs." That little punk.

So I took the boys to the park the other day. When it was time to go, Eli did not want to get in the car. So I told him get in the car, or I was going to leave him. He stayed there so I put Cai in the car and I got in the car and started to drive away. At this point Cai said to me, "If we leave Eli at the park I'm going to miss meatwad!" ( ( Read more... )

Anyone care to guess who "Screw Lightwalker" is in Cai's vocabulary? Check back for the answer...

"Why are there Easter eggs in the dog kennel?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1cEIW40B7g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD5wSxpr3oI

Cai's little skit on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh6Jsk_hd_E

Breakfast:
Shake=200 cal

Snack:
cake=150

Lunch:
Soup=60 cal

Dinner:
Pasta & Sauce=250 cal

snack:
shake=200 cal

860 cal

Eli is a bully. He was trying to beat up a 15 year old yesterday. He's gonna get his butt kicked. On a side note, don't look up pene in yahoo images is you want pictures of pasta. Apparently it is spelled penne--two n's, TWO N'S!

So Cai was getting ready for a nap and getting his pull-up on and was wearing Bob the Builder underpants and said "I need to take of my pants and my underbobs" so I think his underpants should be called underbobs now because it is cute ( Read more... )

Cai just said to me "It smells like cheese sticks!"...Refering to what you may ask...his poop.