"i love scotch. scotch, scotch, scotch. here it goes down, down into my belly."

[gordo101]

so far ive gotten a letter from the mayor of spokane, the governor, and the white house congratulating me for my eagle. i wonder if i could get one from arnold....

im greg shulman...?

"Dammit, who put the question mark on the prompter? For the last time, he'll read anything you put on there!"

Comments

[foxpoz]

dear gregory shulman?
congratulations on behalf of me on achieving the best award/achievement of all time. the eagle scout. we are proud of your accomplishments and will tell you so whenever you request it.

yours truly
-adrienne cree (who we refer to in third person at all times... for some reason...)

good movie

[peachpenguin]

congratulations!!! i would be disappointed if arnold DIDN'T send you a letter.

[free_serf]

congratulations on getting awesome eagle scout award! I haven't talked to you in forever and have no idea what's going on in your life, so congratulations anyways!