I have made a friend. He is a raccoon that I refer to as "Kitty". He stands up and begs for bagels. He tries to jump up on the overpass where my bed is, and when he does I scream as loud as I can "KITTY WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!?" and he gets freaked out and jumps back down. I scream at him, because he is not a kitty, he is a gross fucking ( Read more... )

take take take take, SUCK SUCK SUCK

everything should be fucked with. if fuck wasn't shitted with it'd be stale and boring. people have no sense of humour. your dad is a sperm donour and your mother is a whore. you were put on earth for the soul purpose of their entertainment. it was over before you were born sucked into the vacuum of this universal tomb. now you're fucked in the ( Read more... )

The Process of UnknowingLost in seas of an enigma ( Read more... )

money is evil. is it possible, to quit money?

$79 dollars down. I'm gonna get a vegan sandwich ($5.00!!!) and sell my plasma. I hope they'll let me sell plasma.

I need $97 (7-day advance) or $115 dollars (on the spot..

JOE MOTHERFUCKING PRESTON FROM THRONES!!!


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being homeless is fun! i made 75 dollars last night, im going to get a mini-amplifier and try and make more money tonight...but the guitar store is like, 10 miles away. i've met a lot of nice bums, some are good people...but most of them use drugs and alcohol, it's pathetic. i've been getting stopped by the cops nightly, twice already. they're nice ( Read more... )