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[gorgeous_badger]

I have made a discovery this afternoon:

Gryffindor girls are lying bitches.

That is all.

Comments

[callida]

Ten points from Hufflepuff for language.

[gorgeous_badger]

Screw you.

[toerag]

Make that another ten, Prewett.

[gorgeous_badger]

How's that? I'm just telling the truth. Or rather, I should probably say Screw Potter because that's what she wants to do. I wouldn't trust her though, she has a nasty habit of lying to people.

[toerag]

Really? And what made you come to that conclusion?

[gorgeous_badger]

I wouldn't want to share that information with you, arsemunch.

[toerag]

Another five.

[gorgeous_badger]

Is that all you can do, ickle Potty-kins? Take points? Or are you too afraid to get your face smashed in again?

[full_of_blarney]

Excuse me Gideon, but I take offense at that. I am a Gryffindor girl, and I don't tollerate being called a liar or a bitch...by ANYONE.

[gorgeous_badger]

Aw, I'm sorry.

Not.

Get over it.

[full_of_blarney]

I recomend that you shut your gob, before I come shut it for you.

[gorgeous_badger]

Ooh, I'm scared.

[jevis]

Oh, shut it. What the fuck is wrong with you now?

[gorgeous_badger]

As if you care. Go screw your shagmate.

[jevis]

I do care.

Go fuck yourself.

[gorgeous_badger]

You wound me.

[callmealex]

You having problems with your Gryffindor too?

[gorgeous_badger]

My ex-Gryffindor, apparently. And her bastard of a boyfriend.

[callmealex]

EX-Gryffindor? Wow, who would have thought it?

[gorgeous_badger]

Well, I suppose I should say ex-girlfriend.