Good riddance, upstage!

[gorillaintrpted]

I think today I get to get a new phone, this'll be my first cell switch-up since this last one was my first cell phone, I held out a long time on that one... My phone keeps a little dictionary of my weird word-usage for texting, so, in honor of my about-to-be-felled cell phone, here are some highlights:


(.)(.)
4-way
8==D
acetylene
alienware
appendages
Argh!
ass
asshat
asshole
autoclaves
AWW!
back-of-the-car
barbell
batman
batman-themed
beer-soaked
beering (making up verbs :p)
befuddling
bitchin'
Bleh
BLEH
blowjob
boffing
bonehead
boobs
breakfart (this was a typo and I'm sure I meant to type breakfast, but it's hilarious)
buckshot
bullshit
Caduceus
car-eating
closetcase
clusterfuck
cocksnot
crime-fighting
d-bags
dawg
de-blooding
deathmetal
depress-fest
dicked
dickhole
dicking
dog-infested
double-dare
douche
douches
(how is douchebag not in here?)
duh
duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhBatman!
d'oh!
effed
emoticon-ese
eye-elbow (what the fuck was that all about?)
fibonacci
frankenstein
freakouts
freakshow
aaaand: Fuck fuck fuckin fucking Fucking fucktard
geeked
geekery
giggity
growl-fest
gummy
gunshy
Gwar
heartbreaking
heartworm
hillbilly
hookups
Jeebus
jerk-y
junk-bands
key-turning
landmine
lederhosen
leprous
man-filth
mandelbroccoli
mandelbrot
meat-juice
micromanagement
misbehavin'
moping
n-bomb
Neumas
new-fangled
aaaand some fun nons - non-functional non-meat non-relationship non sequitr non-suck
Overlord
overtness
OWWWW
passive-aggressively
pasties (the meat-pie, not the nipple cover)
Pff!
pillowfight
pinup
piss/pissy/pissed
podunk
poledancing
polyamorous
popsicles
powerfisting
preternaturally
puker
Punisher
quandry
redneck
repo'd
rugburn
rutabagas
s.o./Jesus (once again, wtf was that referring to?)
self-serving
shitbag
shitfaced
shithole
shizzle
slobbering
slow-ass
snarky
sneak-attack
spiderman
squid-cow
tapeworm
thwomped
tick/parasite
toenails
trampstamp
troma-style
U.P.
ukele/kazoo/keyboard
unclothed
undead
underquoted
unironic
urine-sprinkler
utilitkilt
vasectomy
vaseline
wah (as in holy wah, eh)
wanking
wind-up
wmtubored
wonky
worst-smelling
Yoink!
yucky-roommate
zombified

there you have it folks, if I ever publish a dictionary of things you'll hear in a casual conversation with me, this'll pretty much be it.