I'd like to break out of jail and kill everyone involved in putting me there, do you have any tips for that? Especially for not ending up in jail again afterward.
Get your head out of the clouds and back into reality! You'll never achieve your goals if you do nothing to actualize them! First you must envision yourself as you wish to be, then you must make it so, why not! Make a plan and follow through, and don't listen to anyone who says you're too ugly or smelly to succeed!
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Can I call you Carol?
-No Good At Flirting
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Not if you're planning on flirting with me.
- C. Danvers
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I'd like to break out of jail and kill everyone involved in putting me there, do you have any tips for that? Especially for not ending up in jail again afterward.
Thanks,
Daydreaming of Murder
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Get your head out of the clouds and back into reality! You'll never achieve your goals if you do nothing to actualize them! First you must envision yourself as you wish to be, then you must make it so, why not! Make a plan and follow through, and don't listen to anyone who says you're too ugly or smelly to succeed!
Best wishes,
John A. Zoidberg
A Medical Corporation
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I was looking for actual advice, and those are really awful tips. Who gave you this advice column? I might add them to my list.
No thanks,
Daydreaming of Murder
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I am attempting to choose a Christmas present for someone. Do you have any gift ideas?
Sincerely,
Santa
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Is there anything that could be made in my workshop?
- Santa
PS: Expect numerous designer eyepatches in your stocking.
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How do I convince someone I can take care of myself?
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