DARE MEME: LEGACY RISE OF THE GLASSEATING ZOMBIES

[noelleno]

Ladies and gentlemens, your final LJ dare meme victims are as follows

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[spadassin]

19 and 20 are now in a purple-prose romance novel
write out their first meeting (must include love at first sight)

[byholeystgeorge]

The gentle breeze teased his burning amber locks, brushing them against a pale brow which showed the strain of one that bore far, far more hardship than any creature of his tender age should be so cruelly forced to endure. Gentle orbs of the deepest chocolate hue scanned the glistening silver river of the rain caressed street before him, searching, searching. For what, he knew not.

[tastesrainbows]

She was gazing with eyes of the most tender jade into the fiery, passionate rays of gold that the sun played onto her skin, white as the ivory of the tusks of a magnificent bull elephant as he roams across the savanna, king of all he surveys. She fails entirely to notice the striking young man who's beauty even the gods sing of, standing not far from her.

[pacifisted]

10 went to the doctor for a minor surgery. 1 and 20 must deal with 10's whining. 10 also happens to be wearing a cone of shame.

[shotyoudeadbang]

Goddammit! How the fuck am I supposed to smoke in this thing?!

Somebody get me a... how the hell am I supposed to drink in this thing?!

Fuck my goddamn 'raised mole.'

[futurebatwoman]

I don't know how I got saddled with looking after you.

You're not even allowed to drink until you go off the meds, you idiot.

[shotyoudeadbang]

Meds? Fuck the meds! What am I afraid of, dyin'? I'll come right back good as goddamned new! Let me die drunk!

[noelleno]

Odd numbers leave sexy voice messages on James Bond's voicemail
Even numbers leave really moronic mesages
This thread is his voicemail BEEEEP

[sweetvalleygirl]

Hello, Mister Bond! Guess who~! Heeee! It's Jessica, hi! Call me sometime, okay? Okay! Byeee~!

[doubleoohbaby]

[Call backs!]

Are you even legal...?

[saicopath]

[cue giggling and heavy breathing]

Is your refrigerator running? If so, ya better go catch it, spy boy, heh heh!

[soulbonder]

12 must sing about banana boats.

[hhhhfuckedagain]

9 must pie 16 in the face. At least three times.

[soulbonder]

Is this really necessary? Can we find another way to go about this that does not end with my face covered in cream?

[pacifisted]

You wanted to join the circus.

Don't move.