I LOVE YOU MOTHER! What would life be like without you.

I do not know! I love your pierced nipples!

Ashley... Mom is going to take pictures of her tits.. and I'll show them to you!

TOMORROW is my day! Tongue will be pierced! Yummmmm

OH YEAAAAAHHHHHHH

Countdown has been initiated in 10...9...8...7...

HELL FUCKIN YEAH BITCHES TODAY IS THE DAY!!!

Only two more hours and I am finished with HIGH SCHOOL!

THEY CAN SUCK MY BALLS!!!

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I`ve had it with this Town ( Read more... )

Triceratopse.....

I like chocolate milk.

ANOTHER IMAGINARY FRIEND???!!?!

It just happened.

That was it... I wasn't thinking ( Read more... )

You know what?

That was great

and the best part was...

It couldn't have been easier.

My Mother has just broken her foot.

Christmas dinner is now solely depending on me

...and I burn water...

I knew my Brother and I should never have split those ten trash containers

Damn Neo Nazis...

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