Why did the sloth hum?

[gossamerfaery]

I want to exist on a diet of liquid sugar like a hummingbird and move as little as a sloth. Would that make me a slothingbird? Or maybe a hummingsloth? Aaaawwww... A humming sloth! That sounds so adorable! Why did the sloth hum? Because he didn't know the words! LOL

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Comments

Why did the Sloth hum?

[anonymous]

I wanna be a cross between a Chuckwalla, a duckbill platapus and an antelope....A Chuckduckalope!

Re: Why did the Sloth hum?

[gossamerfaery]

I love it! I love anything that has horns, so the antelope factor really pushes it over the edge for me!! Ha ha!

[memnet]

...but of course, lol. ;)

[neva_butterfly]

I'm essentially already a sloth, but hummingbirds move really fast, so if you cross a sloth with a hummingbird do you get average speed?