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[gossipgays]

V-losers tabloid papers present:

OSKA IS OLD NEWS...

MATTHEW GREER HAS LOST HIS VIRGINITY...

'fuck, rah man, i went to frog and got absolutely wasted and met this girl who gave me ketamine and then i went home with her'

Last night Matthew Greer lost his virginity, picking up a 24 year old GIRL at frog. Having failed to ejaculate at 4.30, the couple

Comments

[_pretty_n_pink]

you are by far the meanest, most unecessarily embarrising boy in the entire world. and for that reason, nobody loves you.

apart from me

x x x

[gossipgays]

i dont think so darling.

me too.
xxx

[snaxwagon]

haha.
you're like heat magazine or something.

[gossipgays]

i prefer the national enquirer...

[difontaine]

you make a good, constructive point.
Cuzza would be proud.

[saidso]

jealousy is a terrible thing ming.

[gossipgays]

are you not jealous?

[gatho]

ming actually failed to get some of the major details right
but im not gonna go into it now
thankyou ming, for making it more public than i ever could have
x