untitled (how does it feel) [for EVERYONE]

[hot7]

For: EVERYONE ♡

Title: untitled (how does it feel)
Pairing(s)/focus: JB/Jr.
Rating: R
Word count: ~9,100
Warnings: Genderswitch, het, swearing, light alcohol impairment but no dubious consent
Author's notes: Hey there [recipient], I took your “That’s what friendship is” prompt five steps too far but I hope you enjoy! Also huge shoutout to my beta

Comments

[hipployta]

Hmmm...that would be tough to navigate but glad they resolved it

[hipployta]

Actually I feel like JB is probably in love with Jr period...male or female

[preorder]

wait wait THIS PERFECT TITLE jb would be so proud :'0 I was so excited to see this fic and it did not disappoint at all omfg *__* I fucking LOVE genderswitch and you've hit on exactly why I love it here - dumb boys getting thrown by this person who's the same but also not the same, and then the ~emotional truth that can be unearthed from how they all deal with the situation. your humor is spot-on in this from the get-go: Jackson’s scandalized pose: a bastardized Birth of Venus, and in place of his arms and hair, a personalized J.WANG towel. fucking dead, MACHINE GUN RAPPING FROM MARK LMAOOO, "It’s because you’re ugly!" fucking dead x2, the entire section where they realize girl!jr is still grimy as fuck sjdkghsj the collective wilted boner (except jb, I really liked that bit where he talks about dirty girl jinyoung being his ideal, it's a nice (if sad) moment :(( I want to fall in love with my best friend too!!), Hyung, you're bad luck lol @ volatile jr + mte bambam, THE OPPPA-YA oh my god i blushed

[wangbaozi]

I'm fucking pissing because youngjae is such a sweetheart who doesn't know where the clit is and theN I STARTED THINKING ABOUT MARK AND HOW HIM BEING RAISED IN THE STATES MEANS...YEAH

Jinyoung using satoori to his benefit too omg

[hyukbins]

I'M DEAD AND I CAN'T EVEN COMMENT PROPERLY, SO ALL I'M GOING TO SAY IS THAT I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE YOU, WHO WROTE SUCH A GREAT STORY ((it was also incredibly funny, I laughed so many times, bless you)) (((yugyeom was so cute, how to deal)))

[anonymous]

THIS IS SOOOO GOOD oh my god I think this is one of my favourite jjp fics ever.

Your writing is madly hilarious, I laughed out loud and screamed at so many of the lines but it's not only that, you get the characters and emotional stuff so right too. Your Jaebum and Jinyoung and your jjp is so close to how I see them but put into words, something I could never do. Their conversations are so CLUTCHES HEART perfect especially the one in the closet aah I felt all of Jaebum's confusion and hurt and loneliness so well throughout the whole fic (((and maybe a tiny part of me wanted girl Jinyoung to stay bc of that >_____> )))

Also…… messy girl jinyoung is so ideal type omg
“Oppa-ya,” she drawls, because she’s from the Dirty South and she knows that’s what Seoul guys are into.
RIP ME, Jr. PLEASE.

Thank you so much for this!