gimme dat old time religion [for quotidianue]

[hot7]

For: quotidianue

Title: gimme dat old time religion
Pairing(s)/focus: JB/JR
Rating: PG
Word count: 5K+
Warnings: a bit of violence and swearing here and there
Author's notes: For quotidianue. I hope you like this fairy tale! Title is from the song Old Time Religion by Jim Reeves.
Summary: Not all princesses are helpless. But those princesses know how to have

Comments

[hyukbins]

ohmygod this whole fic was so great with its humor and dialogue on point, like previously stated on the other comments, but just ????? the whole fairy tale thing got me excited when i read the a/n and when i started to read the story i enjoyed even more with the twists and BAMBAM WAS GREAT, such an amazing page :')

when jinyoung said "I'm marrying you because… I think you're cute." i just lost it and just- omg thanks for the great fic!!!!!!!

[preorder]

omg your humor is pitch perfect in this fic. I was initially skeptical of the saving-the-princess trope but you really turned it on its head really cleverly (like I actually loled irl at this line Bambam follows while furiously muttering things he wants to do to Jaebum, each one inspired by that one time he went to the Museum of Cruel and Unusual Retribution.) while still keeping the general spirit of their characters. omg this perfect gender equality xena warrior princess jinyoung, "That's sexist! How backward are you? Where does it say that guys can't be princesses?" / "What? Do you think I'm a rabbit or something? What kind of non-progressive society did you two come from? In my kingdom, princess food means meat. Steak." / "My favorite hobby: improvisational weaponsmithing." / "What's more symbolic of a wedding than the bloodbath that will follow?" omg I cackled. sorry I c/ped so many lines T_T but your jinyoung is seriously HILARIOUS and jaebum plays the perfect straight man for him, getting the trap indeed. and then the rest of

[electricdino]

I have never laughed so much in my life, XD This was so well written, and just... well done, XD

[hipployta]

This story is greatness and I feel it needs to be an actual novel for teens

[seaolife]

Haha love everything about this^^ Super cute and funny dialogue.