☼ 015 - [video]

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[Axel has clearly been laughing for a while; it's really a wonder he's been able to compose himself enough to post a message at all. Wiping an imaginary tear from his eye, he splays a hand over his collarbone and takes a deep breath, waiting for the amusement to abate some.]Man... Yukari, Fuuka, looks like you guys should have postponed that pool

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[replicatedaster]

Shouldn't we fight them? We have to get groceries and other things at some point.

[She realizes it's a bit...well, silly to be using the SFC when Axel is just in the next room.]

Hang on. [She just hangs up the SFC and wanders out of her room and into the living room.]

Maybe we can use them for practice or something? We haven't done much sparring or training lately.

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What, you wanna engage those reeking fish men? Know a good place to get a gas mask? [He glances up and cuts the feed when she enters the room.]

Eullll, I'd be happy to spar with you, Bean, but I dunno if my delicate senses can handle them. Maybe I can't feel anything, but I can smell that those guys need some serious hygiene rehabilitation just fine.

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[replicatedaster]

But something should be done about them, right? I mean, what if they hurt people?

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If people dunno any better than to steer clear then how exactly is that my problem?

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[ilovedyoupiggy]

[Red hair, green eyes and markings on face? All there. Even if it was a little different. Gir's face is nearly pressed against the screen.]

Do the chickens like fish?

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Uh... I... guess it depends on the chicken?

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[ilovedyoupiggy]

The really big ones! They go like this. [And he steps back to try to imitate one of the "big chickens" by warking and flapping his little plush looking arms.]

[ninthserenade]

I don't like fish sticks period. ...This kinda brings back memories. Bad ones, but they're still memories.

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But I guess it beats the zombie merfolk I heard about.

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Fair enough--sorry dude, I guess that was kinda insensitive.

[ninthserenade]

Eh, don't worry 'bout it--It's just... Really creepy 'n junk.

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And smelly. You forgot smelly.

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[sweeperesque]

Zombie mermaids were worse. Way worse.

[to emphasize her point-]

.... Waaaay worse.

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Oh? [He sits back against the couch and threads his hands behind his head.] Do tell. I think I missed that one.

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[sweeperesque]

They seemed all nice and friendly outside, but when they passed through the bubble, it got gross. They were hard to kill off too!

I mean... zombies and all.

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I can't decide if it's appropriate or oxy moronic that the undead are so difficult to kill.

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[prominence_glow]

You realize you're getting off your ass and helping me, right?

[There's Lea's voice! But for some reason, all the screen shows is feathers. Lots of feathers.

...Yes, he had to relocate his flock into the house. Good thing the upper levels of Stein's house aren't used as much.]

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What's that, Lea? I couldn't hear you over all the featherdusters.

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[prominence_glow]

What, did you want me to leave them outside to be eaten by fish!?

I'm lucky Radi was his usual violent self. He managed to tear through a couple that wandered in before I was able to get the flock inside.

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I dunno, do fish eat poultry?

I'm kidding. Whaddya expect me to do about it, though? I ain't a zookeeper, you know...