STAFF MEETING

[power_wench]

Would everyone who has been formerly designated a postion here please report to my office? ((Any posts to this thread from anyone who hasn't been 'hired' will be deleted. Sorry))

Comments

[doug_fin]

*poofs out of nowhere*
I'm here. What's it?

[feuertanzer]

I'm security, as little as I've actually been used or paid *has a seat and reads a random magizine* *turns and grins at Doug* Oh hello.

[power_wench]

Well, it is rather hard to pay someone without a bank account or forwarding address.
*Places a small sack in front of her*
Do wish to continue in this position? Perhaps you would like to try your hand at something else?

[feuertanzer]

*grabs sack greedily* Oh I like my job. *grin* As long as I get to hurt people from time to time and jump around in fire sometimes.

[elkborg]

We cleaned up glass on the beach and assimilated the sewage truck to fix that system. This constitutes employment to us. We wish to be paid in beer.

[power_wench]

Fine, payment in beer. Perhaps you would like to be hired as our maintenace person?

[elkborg]

Yes. Maintenance is now part of us.

[power_wench]

*Makes a note on her clipboard*
Maybe you'd like to do something about the slow draining sink in the kitchen, then.

[buffy_borg]

I'm here, what's up Miss Day?
*Has a seat beside elkborg .*
I vote that he get's paid in beer to, if there is a vote.

[power_wench]

Greetings Ms. Summers.
*Looks at her papers*
My thanks to you for a timely, correct inventory. Are you comfortable with your duties? Do you wish to be paid in beer, also?

[buffy_borg]

No, beer isn't my first choice.

[power_wench]

*looks at her thoughtfully for a moment*
Not being native to any close by realities, I suppose a bank account would be out of the question?
*Glances at her clipboard*
I need to talk to you about your security team, also. I was hoping to retain there services in case of a full on assualt of the premises.

[__tigerlilly]

*Falls on the floor from nowhere*
OW!
*Looks around and smiles wanly*
Am I late?

[sentinel_mk4]

Please identify or security will be summoned.

[__tigerlilly]

Huh?
*looks at him blankly as she stands up*
I'm Tiger.

[sentinel_mk4]

I am do not have a personal designation.