Lemonade stand

[stripe_top]

*pops out for a second through a portal then comes back*

enters, dragging behind pieces of wood, a large thermos, plastic shot glasses, and a bag of fortune cookies. sets up in a corner a tiny stand and positions all the stuff where I gots easy access. also rolls a mat out on the floor just to the side, standard human size estimate. then places up

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[kigaeno]

Ok. A few things.
1) I only have gil, not cents. Do you take gil?
2) Is it an erotic massage?
3) Do you think I can ram my knife all the way through my head in one stab?

[stripe_top]

*rubs little hands together* Gils fine but cost 5 extwa. Massage not ewotic.

*looks at knife* Nope....twy this one. Is sharper!

[kigaeno]

: gives you appropriate amount of gil for lemonaid, fortune cookies, and massage :
Is the knife enchanted? It won't even cut me if its not.
: waits for an answer before attempting to stab himself :

[stripe_top]

Misfortune cookie: Cease your barky noise marking!!! Join my legion of darkness, my frowny-face empire!!!

*lays you down on mat and starts running all over your back*