More special friends I've found!

[agent_barney]

I love you...
You love me...
Let's drink mugs of warm coffee!

Comments

[buffy_borg]

HOLY HELLMOUTH, SPACE ALIENS!! SECURITY!!!
*Summer grabs the Troll Hammer from beneath the counter and steps back.*

[agent_barney]

Why hello there, shiny girl. Would you like to be my special friend?

[buffy_borg]

Come any closer matza head and you're a pancake.
*Her eye narrows as she goes into a defensive stance.*

[agent_barney]

*dances around the place* This place looks spleandorifous. I'm so glad I found it so we could play!

[kigaeno]

Such violence. I disapprove of it. Children could be watching.

[agent_barney]

Why, I'm not doing anything violent. *bounces over* Let's hug!

[storvik]

Fascinating. Whatever it is, it provokes a strong emotional reaction in all with whom it interacts. Fortunately, I am immune.

[agent_barney]

That's because you don't know how to play pretend!

[storvik]

I am capable of considering hypothetical scenarios.

[agent_barney]

Oh goody, let's all pretend we're on the school bus!

[mega_illyria]

*Illyria walks in noticing the fear surrounding her. She spots the Barney and walks over. She quirks her head to the side*

A cheery yet distrubing thing such as yourself can casue this much fear and panic among people. You should be squashed the the pathetic ant that you are, lower being.

[agent_barney]

Well, hellooo Smurf Lady. It's is so nice to make your acquaintence!

[mega_illyria]

*Illyria quirks her head to the side*

I am not a smurk!
You are strange and off putting.
What business do you have to cause such fear and angst amongst these people?

what's a smurk?

[agent_barney]

Think you've got that backwards, special friend. I'm just making everyone lovey dovey happy here.

[doug_fin]

*gets you mugs of warm coffee but looks semi-cowering in the process*
Anything else?