Hey, who's a guy gotta shred to get some service around here?

[former_adaptoid]

You guys better be nice to me or I'll complain to those peoples that write the Zagat Guides!

Comments

[doug_fin]

....
What the hell do you want?..
I mean... what can I get you today?
...
*drums claws on bar*

[former_adaptoid]

I'd like a sasperilla and some oysters.

[doug_fin]

That's a unique yet strangely normal order compared to what I normally get...
* goes to get it *

[former_adaptoid]

I'd also like a hamster sandwich.