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[ - Private - ]
[All is quiet in the Väinämöinen household until Sunday morning when Kanako awakes.
Okay, make that about seven minutes after Kanako awakes, seeing as it takes her a while to adjust and realize that something is very, very wrong.]
I'M LATE FOR MASS! I MISSED BREAKFAST! I'M GOING TO PASS OUT WITH MY STOMACH ROARING again AND GOD IS GOING TO MAKE ME GO WITHOUT LUNCH!
...Eh?
[Kanako's sharp mind finally takes in the setting around her: WHERE THE HELL WAS SHE?! ]
Oh no oh no oh no DEAR MOTHER IN HEAVEN, KANAKO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! Who could have done this?! They should know I'm not worth anything! Did I really just say that? They can't get a ransom for me! Why didn't they kidnap Mariya?! MARIYA'S THE RICH ONE! Oh no oh no--it's worse than a kidnapping.
[She opens the curtains to get a look outside. It seems to be a pretty nice town, but she doesn't know where it could be--UNTIL her eye catches all the flags on various houses and lawns. Sudden realization dawns on her as she recognizes the flag--]
MARIYA DEPORTED ME TO PUERTO RICO!
I thought he was kidding!
[--I never said she recognized it correctly. Despite her panic and fear, she eventually notices the phone in the bedroom and grabs it in hopes of being able to contact someone in the outside world.]
[ - So Public it Hurts - ]
Help! Help! I've been kidnapped! Please he--Wait, do they speak English in Puerto Rico? Um, uh. El...EL HELPO! EL HELPO! TACO GRANDE! Tengo un pollo enojado en mis pantalones!
Dear Mother in Heaven, Kanako suddenly regrets not studying foreign languages more thoroughly.
[All is quiet in the Väinämöinen household until Sunday morning when Kanako awakes.
Okay, make that about seven minutes after Kanako awakes, seeing as it takes her a while to adjust and realize that something is very, very wrong.]
I'M LATE FOR MASS! I MISSED BREAKFAST! I'M GOING TO PASS OUT WITH MY STOMACH ROARING again AND GOD IS GOING TO MAKE ME GO WITHOUT LUNCH!
...Eh?
[Kanako's sharp mind finally takes in the setting around her: WHERE THE HELL WAS SHE?! ]
Oh no oh no oh no DEAR MOTHER IN HEAVEN, KANAKO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! Who could have done this?! They should know I'm not worth anything! Did I really just say that? They can't get a ransom for me! Why didn't they kidnap Mariya?! MARIYA'S THE RICH ONE! Oh no oh no--it's worse than a kidnapping.
[She opens the curtains to get a look outside. It seems to be a pretty nice town, but she doesn't know where it could be--UNTIL her eye catches all the flags on various houses and lawns. Sudden realization dawns on her as she recognizes the flag--]
MARIYA DEPORTED ME TO PUERTO RICO!
I thought he was kidding!
[--I never said she recognized it correctly. Despite her panic and fear, she eventually notices the phone in the bedroom and grabs it in hopes of being able to contact someone in the outside world.]
[ - So Public it Hurts - ]
Help! Help! I've been kidnapped! Please he--Wait, do they speak English in Puerto Rico? Um, uh. El...EL HELPO! EL HELPO! TACO GRANDE! Tengo un pollo enojado en mis pantalones!
Dear Mother in Heaven, Kanako suddenly regrets not studying foreign languages more thoroughly.