What do you do to relax?
Work for Grace ( Read more... )

So I love this journal thing. I admit at first it was kind of boring and all that, but now that Grace actually thinks I am doing real work at work? Yeah! This journal is a blessing in disguise!!

Today though? Oh I got quite a shock. So whoever thinks they are funny?

Can just knock it off right now.

11th-Oct-2005 07:45 pm ( Read more... )

Who do you need to Forgive?
Forgive... Is that the thing where you say you're sorry for something and actually mean it? Oh lord, you people are so odd! Why on earth would I write that down anywhere? You know some lawfirms might even see that as legally binding? Then the next thing I know I have some crack whore who called me a flat chested nobody ( Read more... )

Most People Wish I...

Oh Lord, so now I am supposed to guess what all of you are thinking? I don't have that sort of time honey! I mean- although...

Oh!! I got it!!

Most people wish I was sober!I think Wilma wishes that at least. Being my lawyer for all those years, probably not a good idea to be signing legal documents when your three Maker's ( Read more... )

Have you ever experienced something you couldn’t explain? Write down your brushes with the mysterious.
Something I can't explain? Oh Lord, I could be here for hours, and frankly I don't think I have the patience for something like that. I can go for the simple ones though. I mean simple is good and I only have one bottle of Gin here so I can't ( Read more... )

I saw this honey and I thought it would be a hoot to try it out. Sure I won't have a clue who you are, but one of these questions is a compliment about me and well how can I resist that ( Read more... )

What is your Greatest Strength?

Oh sweetie, you want to talk strengths? Let's talk about how I can outdrink any of you! You think I'm joking? Bring it on ( Read more... )

Oh Honey, we all've got our dirty little secrets hidden away, sure, but that is what tell all biographies are for! Sure you could whisper it to someone you love on your death bed, but where's the payoff in that? I say let those secrets fly free! Set them loose like a healthy bosom from a too tight top! Watch those buttons fly and enjoy the freedom ( Read more... )

Karen had been wasting time at the office actually typing. Not for real work mind you she had been discussing gay men and tax breaks with her new 'friend' on Livejournal, that actually had a lot in common with her. Although Karen didn't marry her gay man. Deciding to call it a day was easy for Karen, Grace was six pencils into her hair and rambling ( Read more... )

Looks like Cordelia and I share more than our junoesque qualities!

AQUA

You enjoy life, humor, and being exuberant. Wherever you go you usually find yourself stealing the spotlight without even trying. You love to let go and have fun.

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