and they said maryanne killed herself and I said not a chance

[gotard]

I'm blowin' this popsicle stand. Yup, I finally learned how to dislocate my shoulder and the straight jacket is off. I'm headin' to greener pastures. That's right, Tuscaloosa: City of Magic. Johnny Magic, that is. I'll be there in two hours so ladies, get your kids indoors and your liquor hid. If you can't find your husband, I'm with him

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[cliched]

Come see me! I will likely be in my second residence (CB's room)

[blargonaut]

YEEEEEHAAAAHHR!! Country Grits!!

[gotard]

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!