Does anyone else with that Gwen Stefani would stop trying to be ironic and stop trying to be an elitist by making pop music that is actually making fun of pop music but everyone has such terrible taste they just think its good anyways and just try and make something that is ACTUALLY good in the first place? maybe she is just afraid that if she isnt ( Read more... )

ok, so just so were all clear on this...crunchy taco shells are extremely flammable...should you chose to heat one up in the toaster oven, dont leave it there for over a minute...it WILL burst into flames and make your whole house smell like burnt flesh (apparenly burned corn smells like burned human)...holy hell what a disaster...i guess thats ( Read more... )

Dude, someone please buy me this...i will love you forever...literally
http://www.usdatascape.com/foxstudioart/index.htm?view=prod&prodid=954&catid=62

holy crap....
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My stomach hurts and i dont want to go to work...i fucking hate you applebees...thanks for eating my soul

Stolen from Henry's Away Message cuz its just that fuckin hilarious ( Read more... )

Work was teh suck. Shane randomly quit and someone else called in...i was there til forever. Then no one wanted to go to Library with me, so i couldnt even drink a damn pitcher of blue moon. man i love that frickin beer. eh i guess is all ok cuz instead of spending money at the bar i won a poker tourney and made about $40. sooo, hooray? also, i ( Read more... )

ok so my keyboard fried itself somehow, in the middle of my poker tournament, which then had the program freeze, safe to say i didn't win. so i stole the one from my sisters room (she wont be needing it seeing that shes in alaska) anyways i have to buy a new keyboard, I'm debating between these three Read more... )

What is it about me that is so inherently unlovable? is it my goofy tendencies? am i really a creepy guy? is it that i have never really had any affection so when i get a little i freak out about it and assume the person loves me? is it my afro? and how come when i get close to something it always turns out that i read too much into it, or that i ( Read more... )

shootin at the walls of heartache
BANG BANG
i am the warrior
well i am the warrior

It was so hard to find this song for some reason....

So i might win $200, but i have to beat about 400 people at poker to do it. this will end badly.