[beyond the rift] [locked to Wes]

[gotbottle]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

YOU'RE A HUNDRED AND TWO

YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY

AND YOU ACT LIKE ONE TOO

... :D ?

Comments

[tempered_scars]

I'm eighty and six, actually. Won't be a hundred for another good while, but I appreciate the sentiment.

I--didn't remember it was my birthday until just now. So thank you for remembering for me.

[gotbottle]

And do you think for one minute I could have rhymed "six" with anything but a certain item of interest below one's belt?

You're welcome. What do you want to do for your birthday?

[tempered_scars]

... I think if anyone could somehow pull it off, it'd be you. How's that?

I have no idea. I'm old and boring, Rachel. What do crazy kids do these days to celebrate another year? Another year in Chicago, which might as well be ten and that much more impressive.

[gotbottle]

Your faith in me is astounding.

Tequila?