Comment fic meme #2

[gotexchange_mod]

After the first round of got_exchange we had a surprisingly successful comment fic meme going for a while (here's a list of all the fics that were written last time), so I thought it might be fun to do this again. (Like last time, it's posted on the mod account journal because I don't want to enable anonymous comments on the exchange community.)

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Roose/Walda

[sternflammenden]

any pairing, anything really. Something where she does something cute, fluffy, and cracky and it makes poor Roose just roll his eyes or facepalm or something. :)

FILL: Leeches for Wolves, Roose/Walda crack

[emynithilien]

I read this prompt, and then aproximately five minutes later this appeared...Let's assume that Roose was allowed to go back to the Dreafort after the war was over, how he got spared I don't know. Hope you were looking for something like this ;).

“Walda!” roared Roose, as he stormed through the Dreadfort, making his way towards his wife’s chambers. This was his castle, and no one, not even his lady, had a right to meddle in certain things.

He found Walda calmly sewing by a window. From the sheer amount of pink cloth in her hands, he wagered that she was making him another cloak. If she kept making them at this rate, they would have enough to outfit a small army.

“Yes, my Lord?” she replied calmly.

“You burned my leeches.”

“Oh, those terrible things. They leave such ugly marks on your skin, and they scare the children. Besides, the maester has plenty more leeches if you so desire.”

“Those were my leeches. Do you know how many years it has taken me to breed specific strains of them? What do you expect me to do when I have

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[sternflammenden]

Oh, this is exactly what I wanted. It's utterly cracky and too hilarious, much like the pairing of Roose/Walda (seriously though, they're basically the most functional pairing in ADWD and that's really disturbingly cute. In a sick way).

I almost feel sorry for Roose, but not quite. Nice to see Walda get her way, and I have a feeling that the poor little direwolf is going to be wearing pink bows on its collar for the rest of its life.

Thank you so much for filling this. I loved it!

Re: FILL: Leeches for Wolves, Roose/Walda crack

[emynithilien]

I know, right? From the letter Walda sends Roose in ACOK, to Roose mentioning how fond he is of his wife in that creepy way of his in ADWD. They are disturblingly cute.

The direwolf in pink bows...my mind was not prepared for the hilarity of that image.

Thanks for your comment, glad you liked it!

Re: FILL: Leeches for Wolves, Roose/Walda crack

[sternflammenden]

They're ridiculous. I know that it's not going to happen but it would be hilarious if Roose was pardoned and had to live out the rest of his life with Walda and her cuteness and her pinkness. And puppies. And kittens. :D

The world can never have enough Bolton crackfic.

Re: FILL: Leeches for Wolves, Roose/Walda crack

[linndechir]

There's nothing like Bolton crack to cheer me up. Oh God, this is hilarious. True OTP? Roose/leeches. Of course Walda would find them disgusting. Poor Roose, you can't come between a man and his LEECHES. ;)

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[emynithilien]

Or maybe Roose could team up with Melisandre since both believe in the divine power of leeches...lol.

Re: FILL: Leeches for Wolves, Roose/Walda crack

[linndechir]

But Roose is already on Team Ascetism with Stannis. ;)

Re: FILL: Leeches for Wolves, Roose/Walda crack

[lainemontgomery]

OMG. This story is so, so adorable. Roose/Walda is really just one of my favorite things- the ultimate unlikely love story. If ASOIAF was a romantic comedy, it would star Roose and Walda, and it would be wonderful and hilarious. There, I said it.

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[alcanis_ivennil]

Bet she'll name it Fluffy.