(025) - [VIDEO] - picking up where she left off!

[gotgirlballs]

[Who's that reclining mannishly in a chair and regarding the camera with a look of not giving a single fuck? It's Denise, of course! She looks a little older than she was last time she was here, which makes sense, given how long she's been gone.]

Guess who's back to warden another lucky inmate?

[She hooks a thumb at herself.]

That's right, bitches:

Comments

[paranoidcreator]

[We're lucky that Kevin is in the middle of the curse. Because he just forgot to make a pass at the hot blond chick.]

Oh good. Another doctor.

[gotgirlballs]

[Sorry, Kevin: for the first time here, she's totally monogamous.]

An awesome one, too. You guys are lucky.

[paranoidcreator]

[But he has a sexy kid! ...or will have a sexy kid somehow.]

I bet.

So maybe you can answer something for me since you've been here before? Inmates have things like this happen all the time?

[gotgirlballs]

Things like what? Crazy shit that doesn't make sense? Sorry to break it to you [lol no she's not], pal, but that's the Barge in a nutshell.

[stopthat_destro]

Oh, we really are cursed.

[gotgirlballs]

Hey....Rex.

[She thinks in silence for a moment.]

Look, I just wanna say...uh. I had a lot of emotional-slash-self-slash-schadenfreude issues way back when. I regret that whole big thing that happened. Can we leave it at that?

[Even this half-assed apology is a lot for her lol]

[stopthat_destro]

Yeah, I mean, you only pushed me into a backslide and caused--

[RRRGHHH NO.]

Fine. I'm over it.

[gotgirlballs]

I'm not looking for you to like me or whatever, just to get that I'm...

[Her throat constricts at the prospect of using the word sorry and she's forced to change tactics.

It's not gonna happen again, okay? There.

[thegooddrjones]

Boy am I glad to see you.

[gotgirlballs]

You should be. So where do I start?

[thegooddrjones]

Come on into the infirmary, we're going into emergency mode.

[gotgirlballs]

Great. Lemme throw on some scrubs and I'll be right down.

[you_run_i_chase]

What the fuck happened to being done here?

[gotgirlballs]

I used up all my deal money on the wedding and an apartment, and I need to save up again before I pump out a baby.

[She raises her left hand to show off the wedding ring. Feel free to think this is some kind of joke, because it sure as hell seems like one coming from her.]

[you_run_i_chase]

You're fucking kidding me. Who are you and what did you do with Denise?

[gotgirlballs]

Hey, I'm still me. I even kept my own last name. It would be confusing as hell to have two Doctor Suffins in one hospital, am I right?

[She screws up her mouth. It must be weird to Parker, so...]

Will I seem more like myself if I tell you that I'm the one who proposed, and I'm still his direct superior?

Video:

[rayney_day]

Denise...?

Hot damn... You picked the worst time.

Re: Video:

[gotgirlballs]

Tell me about it. Just my luck, right? Can't take it back now though.

Re: Video:

[rayney_day]

You and me, both. I finally do my job, then spend a few days trying to figure out if I should go for a second.

Then I get hit by the worst thing, ever.

Should've high-tailed it, just like you...

Re: Video:

[gotgirlballs]

Oh, you graduated someone? Congrats and welcome to the ivory goddamn tower of completed deals.

Yeah, and I ended up needing to come back here anyway. Drew and I can't make a baby if we don't put some cash aside first.