(001) First post! [Voice] Also, her favorite word is "serious" or "seriously," FYI
Well, Turk's gonna be pissed that I left right after he decided I was his new best work-friend. I doubt he'll cry like he did when J.D. left, though. Dude has serious issues. Sometimes I wonder why they're even married to women and not each other.
Anyway, I'm Dr. Denise Mahoney, and I'm here as a warden. Some guy told me I'd get a nice bonus check for doing a work-study here, and I need a break from mentoring Lucy anyway. Seriously, she's so perky I think she might actually shit rainbows.
I'd say I look forward to interacting with all of you, but that'd be a lie. A good 95% of you will just end up getting on my nerves.
One of you, direct me to the Infirmary. I need to familiarize myself with it before shit gets serious.
Anyway, I'm Dr. Denise Mahoney, and I'm here as a warden. Some guy told me I'd get a nice bonus check for doing a work-study here, and I need a break from mentoring Lucy anyway. Seriously, she's so perky I think she might actually shit rainbows.
I'd say I look forward to interacting with all of you, but that'd be a lie. A good 95% of you will just end up getting on my nerves.
One of you, direct me to the Infirmary. I need to familiarize myself with it before shit gets serious.