Awesome. I totally missed this part.

[She's looking down at and cupping her boobs. She's fully clothed, but still...]

I might just play with these bad boys for the rest of the day.

Hot damn, I'm even rockin' hot without my boobs.

Alright, who's up for a little experimentation?

Hey Parker, who's got two thumbs and is gonna be riding your ass about fixing yourself?

[She points to herself with both of her aforementioned thumbs.]

This awesome chick right here.

So, everybody cool now? All out of the Twilight Zone and back to what passes for "normal" around here ( Read more... )

Okay, so I finally went back to my first entry. Y'know, the only one I made before this flood started? I thought if we did we'd see what our evil twin or whatever was like. Mine's exactly the same as it was then. Comments to it are different, but the entry hasn't changed.

If this is someone's idea of a joke, it sucks pretty hard.

...and people call me a bitch. Next to you guys I'm practically Mother Teresa.

Well, Turk's gonna be pissed that I left right after he decided I was his new best work-friend. I doubt he'll cry like he did when J.D. left, though. Dude has serious issues. Sometimes I wonder why they're even married to women and not each other ( Read more... )