70 - Video

[gotgreenmagic]

[As the video - probably a webcam - comes on, Shego is sitting at a large desk in a very modern, slick-looking office. She's people-coloured and in her early forties and has borne a child (ohnoes) but has had Thursday to get over those things, mostly because she also found a bunch of five-thousand-dollar suits in her closet. She's wearing one now

Comments

[captain_jtkirk]

Yeah, I'd say so. [He is not thrilled about this look]

[gotgreenmagic]

Well.

Looks like the universe really does want you to be Old Kirk.

[captain_jtkirk]

Cheers.

Do you actually own that desk or are you stealing a chance to sit at it while your boss is away?

[gotgreenmagic]

[She pulls an ID card out of her pocket bearing her name, photograph and CEO status and presents it to the camera.]

This desk? Try this building.

[peektuttut]

So when will you be home, honey? [He's back and forth between amusement and wtfery.]

[gotgreenmagic]

Oh, I don't think anybody around here's gonna complain if I step out early on a Friday.

[Especially for you, Tim. Man she can't get over how hot you're possibly going to be in the future. :c]

[peektuttut]

[They've won the genetic lottery, clearly. Tim's thinking this is a good, good life here.] You're at work on a Friday? You're already doing better than most CEOs I know.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

And I guess you'd know a few. Do you go into work at all back home?

[you_run_i_chase]

Nice suit

Text

[gotgreenmagic]

Thanks. Who's this?

Text

[you_run_i_chase]

Parker.

[You don't get to see the crap she's wearing.]

Re: Text

[gotgreenmagic]

So. Kindergarten?

[batmanschmatman]

Hey sister in law. Sounds like you're having fun.

[gotgreenmagic]

Hey, brother in law. I really am. Never saw the appeal of having my own henchpeople before but this is pretty fun.

[batmanschmatman]

Really? Seems kinda like having a team of gofers would be pretty high on most people's lists.

[gotgreenmagic]

You think? I find that anything I want doing halfway competently I need to do myself.

Text message

[buywithme]

have to try on wedding dress today. plz help

[Then a few moments later]

marrying obrien btw.

Text message after a period of UTTER BEWILDERMENT

[gotgreenmagic]

Prefect?

Text message HE WAS TRYING TO FIND THE CLASSIEST WAY TO TELL YOU.

[buywithme]

yes. im a girl here and engaged to obrien.

i like your skin tone btw, makes you look healthy.

Text message - I resist txtspeak because my iPhone keeps correcting stuff :c

[gotgreenmagic]

Prefect. Don't marry O'Brien.