DnD quotes
Will make compendium of quotes soonish.
DM: Myself
Avaren (av): Anouk
Lyr: Fish
Alistrade (Alise): Lady
1 - DM: Towering behind you is a massive tower.
2 - DM: It's a massive door. It looks like you need to *pushing motion* Eeargh!
3 - Lyr: Shall we push the door open?
Av: You can push the door open.
Lyr: Okay! I will push the door open!
4 - Fish: You're 8th level and you don't have a magic weapon?
Lady: *blink*
Fish: What have you been doing with your money?!
5 - Lady: 6 damage!
DM: *Laugh - choke*
Lady: 4 damage!
DM: *expires - sarcastically* It's HOWLING in pain
6 - Lady: I'm going to attack! *rolls*
DM: Okay, you just nick it.
Lady: *rolls* 6 damage!
DM: Phoof!
7 - DM: You get distracted by... a hole in the wall.
Av: Ooh! A hole in the wall!
8 - Lyr: I push the door.
DM: Do you like "hehe" it or "Mwaha" it?
9 - Anouk: So, did anything happen? Did we... spontaneously die or anything?
DM: *shrugs* Not that you notice.
10 - Lyr: Is it locked with a lock?
11 - Alise: Where's the cleric?
Av: He ran off.
Alise: He ran off?
Av: Well, unless he was eaten.
DM: *smirk*
12 - Lyr: Your wife will like that.
DM: Mmmm, battlewounds! Raapmpht!
*Makes gestures of Avaren being jumped by his wife*
13 - Av: I vote myself off the island!
14 - Lyr: Tower's here, we're here. Where's the sun?
DM: In the sky.
15 - DM: I gotta go piss.
Anouk: Thanks for sharing.
DM: I must go dispel urine from my bladder!
16 - DM: It's the injured one, I know that because it's hurt. *nods*
17 - Unicorn: I'm sorry about your loss...
Av: Loss? What loss?
18 - DM: I can't believe there was no quotes about the nostril raping.
19 - DM: New monsters... New campaigns...
Fish: Eating chicken...
DM: Eating chicke.... WHAT?!
20 - Av: I still want my stereo... Whatever a stereo actually is...
Fairwell Alistrade, death by the claw of a devious mudcrab. We'll raise you one day... if we remember.
DM: Myself
Avaren (av): Anouk
Lyr: Fish
Alistrade (Alise): Lady
1 - DM: Towering behind you is a massive tower.
2 - DM: It's a massive door. It looks like you need to *pushing motion* Eeargh!
3 - Lyr: Shall we push the door open?
Av: You can push the door open.
Lyr: Okay! I will push the door open!
4 - Fish: You're 8th level and you don't have a magic weapon?
Lady: *blink*
Fish: What have you been doing with your money?!
5 - Lady: 6 damage!
DM: *Laugh - choke*
Lady: 4 damage!
DM: *expires - sarcastically* It's HOWLING in pain
6 - Lady: I'm going to attack! *rolls*
DM: Okay, you just nick it.
Lady: *rolls* 6 damage!
DM: Phoof!
7 - DM: You get distracted by... a hole in the wall.
Av: Ooh! A hole in the wall!
8 - Lyr: I push the door.
DM: Do you like "hehe" it or "Mwaha" it?
9 - Anouk: So, did anything happen? Did we... spontaneously die or anything?
DM: *shrugs* Not that you notice.
10 - Lyr: Is it locked with a lock?
11 - Alise: Where's the cleric?
Av: He ran off.
Alise: He ran off?
Av: Well, unless he was eaten.
DM: *smirk*
12 - Lyr: Your wife will like that.
DM: Mmmm, battlewounds! Raapmpht!
*Makes gestures of Avaren being jumped by his wife*
13 - Av: I vote myself off the island!
14 - Lyr: Tower's here, we're here. Where's the sun?
DM: In the sky.
15 - DM: I gotta go piss.
Anouk: Thanks for sharing.
DM: I must go dispel urine from my bladder!
16 - DM: It's the injured one, I know that because it's hurt. *nods*
17 - Unicorn: I'm sorry about your loss...
Av: Loss? What loss?
18 - DM: I can't believe there was no quotes about the nostril raping.
19 - DM: New monsters... New campaigns...
Fish: Eating chicken...
DM: Eating chicke.... WHAT?!
20 - Av: I still want my stereo... Whatever a stereo actually is...
Fairwell Alistrade, death by the claw of a devious mudcrab. We'll raise you one day... if we remember.