A compendium of DnD quotes
A compendium of DnD quotes
Black Skull II
"Nine plus six equals twelve right?"
"Fifteen."
"Oh... right"
-Ulua and DM
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"Seven." "Plus...?" "No. Seven."
-Ulua and DM on attack rolls
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"Oh no!"
-Alistrade rolls ANOTHER critical failure.
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"The door says nothing."
"Computer says no. *giggle*"
"What's... a computer?"
-DM, Ulua and Avaren
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*Giant fireball flies towards Ulua*
"*whimper* I attempt to disbelieve"
"Nothing happens"
"OH NO!"
"No... I mean; Nothing. Happens."
"OH!"
-Ulua and DM
-
"Tuna rains from the sky"
-DM on Metagaming
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*After spending ages planning his "Greetings" speech, Lyr finds someone to try it on...*
"Greetings good man, my name is Sir Lyr Avyrn, paladin of Athe and heir to House Avyrn, this is soon to be lord Ava..."
"No need for speeches, just tell me who you are"
-Lyr and Random guy.
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"Greetings good sir, I am Sir Lyr Avy..."
"Jus' state your business"
-Lyr and another random.
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"Why don’t you shove that righteous fury up your ….”
“Calm down!”
-Ulua to Lyr, Avaren.
-
"I'd like everyone to hear my next statement: Screw you."
-DM
-
"Can we see where the stairs go?"
"Yes. They go upstairs."
-Avaren and DM
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"Everyone make a listen check."
*roll*
*roll*
"Listen check?!"
-DM and Alistrade
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"There's a whole lota shops with doors and nobody in them... and this one hasn't got a door and someone's in it. Pretty simple really."
-Lyr
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"We couldn't talk if we were undead… unless we were intelligent undead. If we were intelligent undead you wouldn’t be here.”
-Lyr
-
"I'm tired, I'm emotional, and I got a death threat from a paladin"
-Ulua
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"Look! Over there! A CHOKER!" (lie)
"YEAH! THERE REALLY IS!" (Also lie)
"Incidently... yes."
*Splash of choker falling in water*
"huh?!"
-Ulua, Avaren and DM to rest of party.
Black Sword
"Well if you poke your 'ead out o' a waterfall, it's like, oi, there's someone pokin' their 'ead out o' a waterfall!"
- Aryanna
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"How much does a cheap whore weigh?"
"Why"
"Because I want to throw one"
-Brak and DM
-
"Brak SMASH!!!"
-Brak
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Tower of deception
"Towering behind you is a massive tower."
-DM to Avaren, Lyr, Alistrade
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"It's a massive door. It looks like you need to *pushing motion* Eeargh!"
-DM to Avaren, Lyr, Alistrade
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"Shall we push the door open?"
"You can push the door open."
"Okay! I will push the door open!"
-Lyr and Avaren
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"You're 8th level and you don't have a magic weapon?"
*blink*
"What have you been doing with your money?!"
-Fish and Lady
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"6 damage!"
*Laugh - choke*
"4 damage!"
*expires - sarcastically* "It's HOWLING in pain"
-Lady and DM
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"I'm going to attack!" *rolls*
"Okay, you just nick it."
*rolls* "6 damage!"
"Phoof!"
-Lady and DM
-
"You get distracted by... a hole in the wall."
"Ooh! A hole in the wall!"
-DM and Avaren
-
"I push the door."
"Do you like "hehe" it or "Mwaha" it?"
-Lyr and DM
-
"So, did anything happen? Did we... spontaneously die or anything?"
*shrugs* "Not that you notice."
-Avaren and DM
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"Is it locked with a lock?"
-Lyr
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"Where's the cleric?"
"He ran off."
"He ran off?"
"Well, unless he was eaten."
*DM smirks*
-Alistrade and Avaren
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"Your wife will like that."
"Mmmm, battle wounds! Raapmpht!"
*Makes gestures of Avaren being jumped by his wife*
-Lyr and DM to Avaren
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"I vote myself off the island!"
-Avaren
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"Tower's here, we're here. Where's the sun?"
"In the sky."
-Lyr and DM
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"I gotta go piss."
"Thanks for sharing."
"I must go dispel urine from my bladder!"
-Oti and Anouk
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"It's the injured one, I know that because it's hurt." *nods*
-DM
-
"I'm sorry about your loss..."
"Loss? What loss?"
-Unicorn to group, Avaren
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"I can't believe there was no quotes about the nostril raping."
-DM
-
"New monsters... New campaigns..."
"Eating chicken..."
"Eating chicke.... WHAT?!"
-Oti and Fish
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"I still want my stereo... Whatever a stereo actually is..."
-Avaren
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Fairwell Alistrade, death by the claw of a devious mudcrab. We'll raise you one day... if we remember.
If anyone has any of the Black Skull I quotes or more of the Black Sword quotes, could they please comment here with them so I can add them to the list here?
Black Skull II
"Nine plus six equals twelve right?"
"Fifteen."
"Oh... right"
-Ulua and DM
-
"Seven." "Plus...?" "No. Seven."
-Ulua and DM on attack rolls
-
"Oh no!"
-Alistrade rolls ANOTHER critical failure.
-
"The door says nothing."
"Computer says no. *giggle*"
"What's... a computer?"
-DM, Ulua and Avaren
-
*Giant fireball flies towards Ulua*
"*whimper* I attempt to disbelieve"
"Nothing happens"
"OH NO!"
"No... I mean; Nothing. Happens."
"OH!"
-Ulua and DM
-
"Tuna rains from the sky"
-DM on Metagaming
-
*After spending ages planning his "Greetings" speech, Lyr finds someone to try it on...*
"Greetings good man, my name is Sir Lyr Avyrn, paladin of Athe and heir to House Avyrn, this is soon to be lord Ava..."
"No need for speeches, just tell me who you are"
-Lyr and Random guy.
-
"Greetings good sir, I am Sir Lyr Avy..."
"Jus' state your business"
-Lyr and another random.
-
"Why don’t you shove that righteous fury up your ….”
“Calm down!”
-Ulua to Lyr, Avaren.
-
"I'd like everyone to hear my next statement: Screw you."
-DM
-
"Can we see where the stairs go?"
"Yes. They go upstairs."
-Avaren and DM
-
"Everyone make a listen check."
*roll*
*roll*
"Listen check?!"
-DM and Alistrade
-
"There's a whole lota shops with doors and nobody in them... and this one hasn't got a door and someone's in it. Pretty simple really."
-Lyr
-
"We couldn't talk if we were undead… unless we were intelligent undead. If we were intelligent undead you wouldn’t be here.”
-Lyr
-
"I'm tired, I'm emotional, and I got a death threat from a paladin"
-Ulua
-
"Look! Over there! A CHOKER!" (lie)
"YEAH! THERE REALLY IS!" (Also lie)
"Incidently... yes."
*Splash of choker falling in water*
"huh?!"
-Ulua, Avaren and DM to rest of party.
Black Sword
"Well if you poke your 'ead out o' a waterfall, it's like, oi, there's someone pokin' their 'ead out o' a waterfall!"
- Aryanna
-
"How much does a cheap whore weigh?"
"Why"
"Because I want to throw one"
-Brak and DM
-
"Brak SMASH!!!"
-Brak
-
Tower of deception
"Towering behind you is a massive tower."
-DM to Avaren, Lyr, Alistrade
-
"It's a massive door. It looks like you need to *pushing motion* Eeargh!"
-DM to Avaren, Lyr, Alistrade
-
"Shall we push the door open?"
"You can push the door open."
"Okay! I will push the door open!"
-Lyr and Avaren
-
"You're 8th level and you don't have a magic weapon?"
*blink*
"What have you been doing with your money?!"
-Fish and Lady
-
"6 damage!"
*Laugh - choke*
"4 damage!"
*expires - sarcastically* "It's HOWLING in pain"
-Lady and DM
-
"I'm going to attack!" *rolls*
"Okay, you just nick it."
*rolls* "6 damage!"
"Phoof!"
-Lady and DM
-
"You get distracted by... a hole in the wall."
"Ooh! A hole in the wall!"
-DM and Avaren
-
"I push the door."
"Do you like "hehe" it or "Mwaha" it?"
-Lyr and DM
-
"So, did anything happen? Did we... spontaneously die or anything?"
*shrugs* "Not that you notice."
-Avaren and DM
-
"Is it locked with a lock?"
-Lyr
-
"Where's the cleric?"
"He ran off."
"He ran off?"
"Well, unless he was eaten."
*DM smirks*
-Alistrade and Avaren
-
"Your wife will like that."
"Mmmm, battle wounds! Raapmpht!"
*Makes gestures of Avaren being jumped by his wife*
-Lyr and DM to Avaren
-
"I vote myself off the island!"
-Avaren
-
"Tower's here, we're here. Where's the sun?"
"In the sky."
-Lyr and DM
-
"I gotta go piss."
"Thanks for sharing."
"I must go dispel urine from my bladder!"
-Oti and Anouk
-
"It's the injured one, I know that because it's hurt." *nods*
-DM
-
"I'm sorry about your loss..."
"Loss? What loss?"
-Unicorn to group, Avaren
-
"I can't believe there was no quotes about the nostril raping."
-DM
-
"New monsters... New campaigns..."
"Eating chicken..."
"Eating chicke.... WHAT?!"
-Oti and Fish
-
"I still want my stereo... Whatever a stereo actually is..."
-Avaren
-
Fairwell Alistrade, death by the claw of a devious mudcrab. We'll raise you one day... if we remember.
If anyone has any of the Black Skull I quotes or more of the Black Sword quotes, could they please comment here with them so I can add them to the list here?