Oh holy jesus wow... I just watched a torrent of Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Just... wow. Dude stood ten feet away from the President and used a Rocky analogy to heavily imply most Americans would feel great about seeing him punched in the face.

So, Mr. President, pay no attention to the people that say the glass is ( Read more... )

So do you kids still use AIM? Or maybe Google Talk or something? I feel like a chat. I'll probably hang around here for a few more hours tonight, or just leave me the info if you'd like to get chatty in future.

Last night I bowled a 52. A FITTY-TWO. It was a nail-biter, down to the last frame, whether I was going to beat my previous low of 48.

A friend recently had his 31st birthday. He didn't think 31 was anything special to celebrate, so they put thang down flipped it and reversed it: pizza, pop and an afternoon at the arcade: voila, happy 13th birthday party.

So now I'm stoked for my 03rd this summer, and you know why? PIÑATA AND BOX WINE (for the moms).

So stoked to be leaving my 20s.

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It's LiveJournal... with a PLOT TWIST.

Suddenly, our protagonist went to hairdresser school.

Seriously, I've been hashing this out over the last month with friends, current students, and a few professionals, and it sounds cool! I'll cut some hair for a while; it beats being a paralegal or tending bar.

I've checked out all the Portland schools and ( Read more... )

There's a guy around here who drives a short bus painted black, with a steer's skull on the front and red drapes in the windows. The rumor is he makes a living stealing bikes, then repainting and selling them.


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BUSTAH!


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Do you know what tomorrow is?

It's NEW KITTEN DAY!

pics to follow.

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No NOLA. I got as far as Missoula before being stranded by snow and transmission trouble (my poor car has been up and down nearly every mountain range in the country in the last 2 1/2 years, and its sputters sounded suspiciously like "No mas, no mas"). After a thankfully minor repair, I looked at the storms still standing in my path and said, ( Read more... )

I have performed extensive Phrenological tests on my roommate's cat (mostly around the ears, and just above the bridge of her nose. Ooh, kitty likes that, doesn't she? Doesn't she?) and it is my hypothesis that she's not the knobbiest feline on the block. Further behavioral observation has confirmed this ( Read more... )