Ice Cream

[goth_ringmaster]

You know what Dan isn't good at?

Cooking. He can set water on fire. And since Clockwork is too busy at doing Master of Time things most of the time, I end up cooking mostly

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[futuredark]

Hey! I can do breaksfast foods just fine!

Yeah sure. Ice cream would be nice.

[goth_ringmaster]

Dan. Dearheart. I love you.

You do not burn the toast so much as cremate it. You can make breakfast if it involves pouring cereal and milk into a bowl, or orange juice into a cup.

Hey, why can you consume half your body weight in ice cream but not touch ice? And how can you remain so hot after consuming half your body weight in ice cream?

[futuredark]

Oi! I can make waffles and pancakes just fine, thank you very much. Not my fault our toaster is seniant and hates me.

Same reason I can swim. It isn't prober ice, it is cream, suger, milk, eggs, and other stuff for flavor.

Same reason I can eat half my wieght in food. I have an lot of energy output and need an equal amount of input.

[goth_ringmaster]

You just have to be firm.

Oh. Well.

Yes. I like the fact that you are energetic.