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goth_vegas

The Bed Bugs have bitten

Apr 18, 2006 12:58

I have bed bugs. I resemble the guy off 'There's something about Mary' who smells mary's shoes and gets welts all over his body and his eye pusses up and he nervously scratches throughout the movie. Thats me. I went to the chemist and I told the lady I was itchy and she asked if it was an alergic reaction to something and I said no and she said ( Read more... )

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My brother has nead lice... mac_mcguire April 18 2006, 12:58:38 UTC

And I am terrified of catching the little critters. My hair has been spirited away in a scarf that is wrapped so effectively, no hair is visible. So for the past three days people have been asking me if I have leukemia. Bed bugs! How fiendish! I asked Tanya if she wanted me to send cds and she rejected my kind offer which I now extend to you. I have wolfmother and the grates, and I am sure someone has the hoods. Do you want me to email them to you? Assuming I can figure it out...I think it's easy. What a dickhead this Joshua character is. Tell him to fuck off. Or maybe poison his food with some type of concentrated lard so he gets fat too.

Ewww kiki_fit April 19 2006, 04:24:20 UTC

Are you telling me my sweet Gemma that you have craps all over your body?

and don't listen to that mean boy, you are NOT fat, I am sure of it! I am getting fat though ohhh......oh you know what you should add to your diet (Not that you need it) sunflower seeds.....they are so tasty, but i have a HUGE jar of them sitting on my desk and I can't stop eating them....I think they are going to make me fat even though they are a healthy snack.....I NEED TO LEARN TO EAT LESS!

Okay I'll stop chatting now.
Love
Kiki

Re: Ewww kiki_fit April 19 2006, 08:08:37 UTC

i dont have crabs... i have bed bugs in my bed and they bite me when im sleeping. one of the many positive things about living in a hostel!!

Re: Ewww kiki_fit April 20 2006, 03:30:14 UTC

My Goodness Gem, I never actually thought the bed bugs were real! I AM SCARED NOW!! I can never go to sleep again!

Re: Ewww mac_mcguire April 20 2006, 05:35:46 UTC

Do you know what sits on my desk at work? Caramello koalas, freddo frogs, starbust sucks, chupa chups, kinder bueno bars which are very tasty indeed, cadbury creme eggs, festy wonka pretend freddos and a big cannister of those little red tulip eggs.

This is why I am getting fat.

Musical offerings catchnkiss April 19 2006, 09:04:09 UTC

Yo Gemsy, did you want proper cds or will mp3s suffice?
Because I have live Wolfmother, The Cat Empire, The Beautiful Girls, Chemical Brothers, Coldplay (and some other) sets.
And my brother just burnt me a whole stash of mp3 laden cds for my car.

Next time the south african guy asks you to get him a drink, piss in it!

earthbound_tan April 20 2006, 11:29:09 UTC

joshua is a bed bug. the man doesnt even have a brain situated between his ears. a certain irish man that i should make sure the heathrow injection doesnt get me and that all australian girls get fat. i believe this is because australians are accustomed to haveing fresh fruit and veges and sometimes meat. when they see the rubbish they lay out for us here theyd rather eat burger king. your not fat. actually yeah you are fat. have you thought about seeking some plastic surgery? your gross. get out!

earthbound_tan April 20 2006, 11:36:07 UTC

why is pete on as your picture? is he your favourite memory. he has the weekend off btw and says we should come visit. petey slap slap scratch scatch.

goth_vegas April 21 2006, 12:25:25 UTC

yeah lets go vist petey - i miss him - today lisa asked me how me and dane were going - i said we weren't together and she was like 'REALLY??' and she didn't believe me. lets go camping on the weekend... can you put a tent on your credit card? actually lets move out of the hostel and into a tent - we could set it up in hyde park. I can't stop scratching - i am starting to look like pete.