All problems in life can be solved with...

[gothbabe]

1. Duct tape
2. WD40
3. Silicone
4. Swiss Army knife Gerber multi-tool
5. Isopropyl alcohol
6. Negotiation
7. A nice cup of tea

If you think something should be added to this list, state your justification below.

Comments

[sciamachy]

4. Isopropyl alcohol
5. A flask of boiling water
Both useful for unjamming frozen locks.

6. C4
For if 4 and 5 don't work.

[gothbabe]

Alcohol - makes sense. Added.

[gothbabe]

yes, of course! how could i forget this. added!

[strawberryfrog]

To quote a great man: "Send lawyers, guns and money. The shit has hit the fan." - Warren Zevon

[gothbabe]

Hmm. I thought those things just tended to cause more problems ; )

[strawberryfrog]

"Ah, lawyers, guns and money. The cause of, and the answer too, all of life's problems." :)

Which reminds me of the wisdom of another great man (Homer J. Simpson): Surely beer should be on that list? Isoproply alcohol doesn't count, it's rubbing alcohol, not drinking alcohol. Drinking alcohol is ethanol.

[goth_twiglet]

Hammer.
Most things can be solved with a hammer.
Those that can't, can generally be beaten into submission with a hammer and then you feel better!

[sciamachy]

Already covered - got alcohol & then there's C4 if that don't work.