Hah, I lied
Suurveeeyyy, swiped from the hands of akai2kuroi
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jen
2. the Jen
3. Dora! *snicker*
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Fallen Fright
2. MeinZwitter08
3. Er... help. What was one of the thousands I had in 8th grade? OH YEAH! haha... WannaSteveJay. Yes, I was obsessed with "Weird Al"'s bassist. Funny enough, he actually responded to me on that screen name a few times... *snort*
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My mad Germanic skills... yo.
2. Head explody skills
3. My ability to blend in with the couch in the living room
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. The shyness
2. Horrible body image issues
3. ...did I mention the shyness?
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Spanish... which explains why I attract the fat Mexicans and the trailer trash. *facepalm* They follow me, I SWEAR!
2. GERMAN! YEAH BABY!
3. French? Ich denke? I heart wine. *runs off with the white wine in the fridge*
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders, except for that really small one that lived in my official tequilla sunrise glass at the old house. He kept me company while I was online... then mom killed him. Still haven't found that damn spider that took over my ceiling...
2. Needles. *cringe*
3. Creepy black guys in wheelchairs who magically fly up and attack cops. ... I love my dreams.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Rammstein are like my heroin: deprive me and I tweak. If I go a day without Rammstein, I can't be held accountable for my actions...
2. This mini idiot box before me.
3. Water... or alcohol. Either will do.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. dirty socks
2. a black bra
3. a sweatshirt with something crusted on ths sleeve... ew... *toss*
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists (at the moment)):
1. Rammstein. Could you guess ?
2. Um... Rammstein?
3. *blank stare*
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. any dirty little Rammstein song... "Spiel Mit Mir," "Zwitter," "Bück Dich," "Rein Raus," etc.
2. "Liebeslied/Ein Loch in der Wand" - KMFDM
3. I like to oot, oot, oot, ooples and banoonoos...
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. making more friends
2. juggling three jars of pickles
3. Going an entire day without anything remotely German... HAHA, yeah right...
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. not Bert
2. not Matt
3. preferably not male. I think that pretty much sums it up. *snort*
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I have a hangnail
2. The after taste of bubble tea tastes like cum
3. I want to be a male model. Hmm... actually...
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Long hair... pretty, pretty long hair...
2. Eyes. Hopefully they have a pair or two.
3. Taller than 5'3 (just male).
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Go a day without doing something German related
2. Touch my nose with my tongue
3. Talk to people normally... unless I'm alcohol induced
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Translating
2. Taking random pictures ("Don't put a question mark where god put a period" *snort*)
3. Fruiting, of course!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Crack my back. *SNAP* Ah...
2. Pop this fecking zit by my ear! RAHHHH!
3. Rammstein.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. haha... must I type it? Must I really type it?
2. Journalist of some sort.
3. Over-sized condom packager. If I get really good, maybe they'll recommend me to the Sunday Night Sex Talk lady. I could be the sex toy treasurer.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. VIVA LA DEUTSCHLAND!
2. San Fransisco. It's like Capitol Hill on a much larger scale. And it has a cool aquarium. Psh.
3. Back to Chicago. Maybe, if I get mom drunk enough, I can get her to hit on those statues on the pier.
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Desdemona (of the devil. OoooOOoooOoo000ooh, omgawth! eh.. it's still a cool name)
2. Rivers
3. Flake (if it's a boy, I'll name it Flake. If it's a girl... I'll name if Flake!)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Mispronounce Flake's name to his face... or even better, call him Corn Flake ala RBCD style
2. Snog a girl. Heh, it's good to have goals.
3. Throw a bag of Cheetos at Chester Bennington.
Now three people I would love to do this...
1. Ich weiß
2. es
3. nicht!
Mmmyes... now I really DO have to sleep. *collapses*
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jen
2. the Jen
3. Dora! *snicker*
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Fallen Fright
2. MeinZwitter08
3. Er... help. What was one of the thousands I had in 8th grade? OH YEAH! haha... WannaSteveJay. Yes, I was obsessed with "Weird Al"'s bassist. Funny enough, he actually responded to me on that screen name a few times... *snort*
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My mad Germanic skills... yo.
2. Head explody skills
3. My ability to blend in with the couch in the living room
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. The shyness
2. Horrible body image issues
3. ...did I mention the shyness?
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Spanish... which explains why I attract the fat Mexicans and the trailer trash. *facepalm* They follow me, I SWEAR!
2. GERMAN! YEAH BABY!
3. French? Ich denke? I heart wine. *runs off with the white wine in the fridge*
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders, except for that really small one that lived in my official tequilla sunrise glass at the old house. He kept me company while I was online... then mom killed him. Still haven't found that damn spider that took over my ceiling...
2. Needles. *cringe*
3. Creepy black guys in wheelchairs who magically fly up and attack cops. ... I love my dreams.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Rammstein are like my heroin: deprive me and I tweak. If I go a day without Rammstein, I can't be held accountable for my actions...
2. This mini idiot box before me.
3. Water... or alcohol. Either will do.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. dirty socks
2. a black bra
3. a sweatshirt with something crusted on ths sleeve... ew... *toss*
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists (at the moment)):
1. Rammstein. Could you guess ?
2. Um... Rammstein?
3. *blank stare*
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. any dirty little Rammstein song... "Spiel Mit Mir," "Zwitter," "Bück Dich," "Rein Raus," etc.
2. "Liebeslied/Ein Loch in der Wand" - KMFDM
3. I like to oot, oot, oot, ooples and banoonoos...
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. making more friends
2. juggling three jars of pickles
3. Going an entire day without anything remotely German... HAHA, yeah right...
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. not Bert
2. not Matt
3. preferably not male. I think that pretty much sums it up. *snort*
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I have a hangnail
2. The after taste of bubble tea tastes like cum
3. I want to be a male model. Hmm... actually...
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Long hair... pretty, pretty long hair...
2. Eyes. Hopefully they have a pair or two.
3. Taller than 5'3 (just male).
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Go a day without doing something German related
2. Touch my nose with my tongue
3. Talk to people normally... unless I'm alcohol induced
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Translating
2. Taking random pictures ("Don't put a question mark where god put a period" *snort*)
3. Fruiting, of course!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Crack my back. *SNAP* Ah...
2. Pop this fecking zit by my ear! RAHHHH!
3. Rammstein.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. haha... must I type it? Must I really type it?
2. Journalist of some sort.
3. Over-sized condom packager. If I get really good, maybe they'll recommend me to the Sunday Night Sex Talk lady. I could be the sex toy treasurer.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. VIVA LA DEUTSCHLAND!
2. San Fransisco. It's like Capitol Hill on a much larger scale. And it has a cool aquarium. Psh.
3. Back to Chicago. Maybe, if I get mom drunk enough, I can get her to hit on those statues on the pier.
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Desdemona (of the devil. OoooOOoooOoo000ooh, omgawth! eh.. it's still a cool name)
2. Rivers
3. Flake (if it's a boy, I'll name it Flake. If it's a girl... I'll name if Flake!)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Mispronounce Flake's name to his face... or even better, call him Corn Flake ala RBCD style
2. Snog a girl. Heh, it's good to have goals.
3. Throw a bag of Cheetos at Chester Bennington.
Now three people I would love to do this...
1. Ich weiß
2. es
3. nicht!
Mmmyes... now I really DO have to sleep. *collapses*