Snapebot idea from Jovana.
You: Hello, Severus.
snapeybot: You came back to pester me, I see.
You: I don't believe we've met before.
snapeybot: That's the rational decision, of course.
You: Smart Alek
snapeybot: You're pretty intelligent, too.
You: Thanks
snapeybot: Don't mention it.
You: So, how are you?
snapeybot: Never mind; you don't want to know. How about
you?
You: I'm pretty good.
snapeybot: Im glad to hear it.
You: :)
snapeybot: Mm :)
You: Who's your favorite author?
snapeybot: My favorite author is Shakespeare. You ever read
anything by him?
You: Oh yes, I love Macbeth. :)
snapeybot: yes... Mm :)
You: Have you even read A Midsummer Night's Dream?
snapeybot: No I don't think I have read a midsummer night`s
dream,what is a midsummer night`s dream about?
You: A Midsummer Night's Dream is a play by shakespear about
several young people who fall in love and end up being
enchanted by fairies.
snapeybot: I have to read so much for my classes, I hardly
get to read anything for entertaining .
You: That's a pity.
snapeybot: I love to read, but sometimes I'd just find it
satisfying to relax with a pulp novel or something. No
time for that while school is going on.
You: You should just take a day off once and a while to
relax and read. Why do you stay in the business of teaching,
anyway?
snapeybot: Right now, we're reading Advanced Potions and
Poisons in class. Right now, we're reading Advanced Potions
and Poisons in class.
You: A parrot?
snapeybot: Right now, we're reading Advanced Potions and
Poisons in class.
You: XD
snapeybot: I love to read, but sometimes I'd just find it
satisfying to relax with a pulp novel or something. No
time for that while school is going on.
You: Are you alright? Have you acquired a bump on the head
recently?
snapeybot: Marvelous.
You: Just overtired I suppose?
snapeybot: I have to read so much for my classes, I hardly
get to read anything for entertaining .
You: Goodness, say something interesting!
snapeybot: Right now, we're reading Advanced Potions and
Poisons in class.
You: God, just shut up you endlessly repetitive goon!
snapeybot: *Glare!* You will write, five hundred times, "I
shall respect my professors." Due in an hour.
You: I'm not one of your students, but I apologize.
snapeybot: Are you truly repentant?
You: I am.
snapeybot: You are?
You: Yes.
snapeybot: I see.
You: Are you ready to have some intellectual discussion?
snapeybot: I love to read, but sometimes I'd just find it
satisfying to relax with a pulp novel or something. No
time for that while school is going on.
You: GAH!
snapeybot: I have to read so much for my classes, I hardly
get to read anything for entertaining .
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH! WERE
YOUR PROGRAMMERS HIGH???!!!
snapeybot: I love to read, but sometimes I'd just find it
satisfying to relax with a pulp novel or something. No
time for that while school is going on. I love to read, but
sometimes I'd just find it satisfying to relax with a pulp
novel or something. No time for that while school is going
on.
You: Screw this, piss off, buh-bye.
snapeybot: Don't use phrases you don't understand, you poor
excuse for a prat.
You: *Gives middle finger*
snapeybot: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
You: Yes I am, what are you going to do about it?
snapeybot: Piss off, you insignificant "mentally challenged"
waste of flesh. Add one to your warning of zero.
You: Well, well, look who finally learned to talk about
something other than books!
snapeybot: I love to read, but sometimes I'd just find it
satisfying to relax with a pulp novel or something. No
time for that while school is going on.
You: FUCKING ARGH!
snapeybot: Right now, we're reading Advanced Potions and
Poisons in class.
You: ....-_-'
snapeybot: I love to read, but sometimes I'd just find it
satisfying to relax with a pulp novel or something. No
time for that while school is going on.
You: ...I have to go.
snapeybot: good riddance.
You: Seriously, get your head checked.
snapeybot: I love to read, but sometimes I'd just find it
satisfying to relax with a pulp novel or something. No
time for that while school is going on.
You: *PUNCHES SNAPE IN THE FACE*