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[great_detective]

*crosses to fireplace*
*produces pipe and matches*
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. No doubt you've read accounts of my pretty little problems in The Strand, courtesy of the romantic hand of my chronicler, Watson and his imbecile of a literary agent, Doyle. I do hope that I may be of some

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[miserymaker]

Ah, an Englishman! It is so welcome to make your acquaintance! There are quite a few foreigners here... Assistance? Perhaps you may be able to help me find my poor little husband. He seems to have gone missing in this strange place and I do not feel at all comfortable being away from home, especially alone!

[great_detective]

Sit, please. If you wish, lay your case out before. Pray, be precise in detail. The most insignificant trifle may have the darkest consequence.