"I told him in a drunken stupor: 'Your work is shit!'"

[gothic_pixie]

A few things I never want to hear out of my 62 year old Italian Grandmother's mouth EVER again:

-the word "fornication" (i.e. "lots and lots of fornication")

-"I don't just want sex. I want lots of sex."

-"Not just sex; good sex."

-"I want a man who knows how to pleasure me."

Someone with a fuckin gun shoot me...

Comments

[escariot]

!?!???

[angeldenoche]

just what were you and Gramps talking about to lead to these statements??

[gothic_pixie]

I wasn't doing the talking; SHE WAS TALKING!

[angeldenoche]

SUURREEE...I believe that...

[lancelots_rages]

Owww.... my brain just died a little... *goes to scrub off mental image from retinas*