cause i'm avoiding work...
The following quote from N also know as tweezle just fucking cracks me up.
"...yeah but any part with Magneto was kick-ass. Hm? .... Hahaha, yeah. It's like, 'just rent a boat!'"
If you haven't seen X-men 3, then you won't get it but it made me laugh.
Speaking of x-men3, My shitty review, no plot just my own twisted thoughts in no particular order.
At the start we get a flash back to when Charles(Prof X) and Eric(magneto) going to see the young Jean Grey. I wish i could find a pic of patrick stewart airbrushed to death to make him look 20 years younger. He does look younger, but also a bit like a fucking cartoon character.
Don't think Ian McKellen was that airbrushed, maybe he seen what patrick stewart looked like and said, "Don't you fucking dare!" (Just looked it up and his face was done too, apparently they had their faces completely replaced by CGI with composites of their own younger faces. Kinda cool.)
Recently realised that Stan Lee himself was in one of these scenes, if i see it again i'll have to look out for it.
Little Warren worthington III (Angel) was so cute and it was horrible watching him trying to cut off his little wings. *Wibble* You try not to go "awww, poor baby." It's impossible!
Other sad moments include when Prof X kicked the bucket, it was so sudden like "Wait... what?!" But if you waited till after the credits then you know he's not gone long.
(Does any x-men character ever stay dead?!)
The special effects were fantastic, there was a lot of big action sequences and i think the CGI was done really well....
... Except for poor Colossus, who didn't get a sexy russian accent and his metal skin looked shite. He looked better in the last flim when he was only in shot for like 2 seconds.
To make up for the lack of russian accent Jean Grey as the Phoenix was really sexy. Dark red hair, inky black eyes, sexy as hell costume. Oh yes...
Magneto's costume was nice and simple but i couldn't help thinking his cape was too long. He had to carry the end bit everywhere. Why not just lose the cape?
Magneto was all villain in this one, he even gets to pathetically mutter "what have I done?!" Poor Mags, I was heart broken when he lost his powers, but it's okay he gets them back and he might even get his own spin-off movie.
And all the mutants were ALL leather freaks. (god_of_biscuits noticed this first)
Check them out... i just noticed Juggernaut is a lot less hairy in this pic than in close ups. I don't want to find a pic to show you that, yick!
The only good thing about Juggernaut was that Vinnie Jones kept his mouth shut. He only had about 2 lines. And kitty's right he did look like a dickhead.
The whole movie was good, maybe not great or amazing but i'd recommend it if you're a fan.
The best bit for me was probably BEAST! I fucking love beast. So glad Kelsey Grammer plays him, no-one else EVER could be beast.
He rocks, you know it!
And i forgot about Scott "Sobby McEmopants" Summers (cyclops) but thats okay cause so did everyone else.
His whole part consisted of "Woe, weep, be bitchy to wolverine, DIE!"
That was it. Nothing else. He had about three scenes, it would be stupid if it wasn't so damn funny.
I guess i should go back to work now ... when i've had a fag anyway.
"...yeah but any part with Magneto was kick-ass. Hm? .... Hahaha, yeah. It's like, 'just rent a boat!'"
If you haven't seen X-men 3, then you won't get it but it made me laugh.
Speaking of x-men3, My shitty review, no plot just my own twisted thoughts in no particular order.
At the start we get a flash back to when Charles(Prof X) and Eric(magneto) going to see the young Jean Grey. I wish i could find a pic of patrick stewart airbrushed to death to make him look 20 years younger. He does look younger, but also a bit like a fucking cartoon character.
Don't think Ian McKellen was that airbrushed, maybe he seen what patrick stewart looked like and said, "Don't you fucking dare!" (Just looked it up and his face was done too, apparently they had their faces completely replaced by CGI with composites of their own younger faces. Kinda cool.)
Recently realised that Stan Lee himself was in one of these scenes, if i see it again i'll have to look out for it.
Little Warren worthington III (Angel) was so cute and it was horrible watching him trying to cut off his little wings. *Wibble* You try not to go "awww, poor baby." It's impossible!
Other sad moments include when Prof X kicked the bucket, it was so sudden like "Wait... what?!" But if you waited till after the credits then you know he's not gone long.
(Does any x-men character ever stay dead?!)
The special effects were fantastic, there was a lot of big action sequences and i think the CGI was done really well....
... Except for poor Colossus, who didn't get a sexy russian accent and his metal skin looked shite. He looked better in the last flim when he was only in shot for like 2 seconds.
To make up for the lack of russian accent Jean Grey as the Phoenix was really sexy. Dark red hair, inky black eyes, sexy as hell costume. Oh yes...
Magneto's costume was nice and simple but i couldn't help thinking his cape was too long. He had to carry the end bit everywhere. Why not just lose the cape?
Magneto was all villain in this one, he even gets to pathetically mutter "what have I done?!" Poor Mags, I was heart broken when he lost his powers, but it's okay he gets them back and he might even get his own spin-off movie.
And all the mutants were ALL leather freaks. (god_of_biscuits noticed this first)
Check them out... i just noticed Juggernaut is a lot less hairy in this pic than in close ups. I don't want to find a pic to show you that, yick!
The only good thing about Juggernaut was that Vinnie Jones kept his mouth shut. He only had about 2 lines. And kitty's right he did look like a dickhead.
The whole movie was good, maybe not great or amazing but i'd recommend it if you're a fan.
The best bit for me was probably BEAST! I fucking love beast. So glad Kelsey Grammer plays him, no-one else EVER could be beast.
He rocks, you know it!
And i forgot about Scott "Sobby McEmopants" Summers (cyclops) but thats okay cause so did everyone else.
His whole part consisted of "Woe, weep, be bitchy to wolverine, DIE!"
That was it. Nothing else. He had about three scenes, it would be stupid if it wasn't so damn funny.
I guess i should go back to work now ... when i've had a fag anyway.