text message:

me: just to let you know, your under armor smelled horrendous!!!!! i used xtra detergent.

him: that's right baby! conan make stinky.

I was in aym's room helping her study for her exams, and I hear some banging around in the kitchen.
"Michael, what are you doing?"
"getting some cherries"
"what is all the noise?"
hehehehehehehe, he said...
"i'm looking for the cherry popper"!!!!!!!

He meant cherry pitter.

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0705/gallery.lego.art/frameset.exclude.html

It was pretty good, considering a few factors ( Read more... )

Our 8 year old son just told me,"MaryJane is so stinking hot! She's capital H-O-T! She's on fire! She melts my icecream!"

He is refering to Kirsten Dunst from Spiderman 3.

Thats how it is at the end of the school year ( Read more... )

Daniel bought tickets to see Tool, here in grand Rapids!!!
We are on the floor in row EE!!!!
Sadly, the show isn't until July 5th!

4destiny had this in her Lj, I know there are a few in my friends list that will find this amusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdroyuTXYRU

Thankfully my teeth are not as bad as i thought they were. I'm not in danger of losing any teeth. I haven't had any real work done on my teeth since I was 19 ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad. When you're finished,post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.