Alluring Arts

[gothicpassion]

-The true essence of a Dark Gentleman's is elegance, love, honor, passion, embracing darkness, dark beauty, and inner energy. I hold it with honor, love, and with truth. I completely understand why I am the Dark Gentleman. For its inside of me, its a part of me. And my life. The Dark Gentleman's handbook, verse 13

Comments

[anonymous]

I would like to add, just for a safety note, that whipped cream or whatever is fine placed *on* the woman's body, but please don't put it *inside* or she will end up with a painful infection the next day. Just as the sugar feeds the yeast when making bread, sugar likewise feeds the bacteria that live in the human body.

You're perfectly safe putting stuff like that on the breasts, though. ;)

Ms_Macabre

[gothicpassion]

Defiently in the safe places. I never intended otherwise. I hear stories about that before from people that experimented in that way.

I should note in a safe manner.

[themutebard]

I should also add, that if "thy" lady has any more "organisms"...you may want to try an "antibiotic session"....available at your local Wal-Mart.

[themutebard]

Man, don't be ugly. Not everyone is a walking spellchecker. Yes, he misspelled "orgasms," but that's not a federal crime or anything! OK, fine, I'll do the dictionary work.

"organism": a living being.
"orgasm": sexual climax/release.
"thy": archaic word meaning "your."

Ms_Macabre

[themutebard]

I understand. I just think maybe our "gentleman" should explore a basic grasp of the English language before he tries to tackle anything archaic. You can't design a suspension bridge just because you have a basic concept of how Lego blocks go together, you dig?

[anonymous]

anal sex should not be painful, pain=bad anal tissue is sensitive and can rip and tear and get infected. Please don't spread such a myth don't you realize you then become partly responcible for other's pain that have LISTENED TO YOUR WORDS! Too many men and women get hurt thinking "it's suppose to hurt" Numbing cremes are also not recommended. If you are going to give sex advise, you should first know what you are talking about.

[gothicpassion]

I know what I am refering to. I dont personally agree with anyone having annal sex, for the pain of it all. Yes, It does hurt. I know women that have told personally and by telling me about the experience. I belive them because they are well respected in life and even if they did not do so. Annal is painful. I leave the rest to your imagination.

Robert, The Dark Gentleman