Title: Never Forget A Bitch's Birthday
Pairings: Chuck/Blair
Spoilers: Anything that's been aired
Disclaimer: I do not own Blair or Chuck, this is pure fiction just for fun.
Rating: PG
Summary: Post 2x25. It's Blair's B-day but she haven't recieved any gift from Chuck, so she's mad at him. The guy has to be punished...
“Do you wanna play a game?” Blair Waldorf said in the middle of a winter night in Chuck's bed.
He insisted to go to the Van der Bass - Humprey house and she didn't know why. He talked about broken pipes in his suite so they would have to pass the night there.
She was so pissed off and tried to hide her anger with an idea.
Chuck Bass would have not passed well this time. Nobody forgets Blair Waldorf's birthday.
Especially her boyfriend. And twenty-three hours were already passed after midnight that day.
Her birthday was almost over, and Chuck Bass forgot about it.
“I thought we were done with games.” Chuck Bass answered looking surprised at her.
She smiled widely. “Let me explain you my idea. We haven't played games since the end of the summer. Well, I'm bored.” she said with a strong convinction.
“Do I bore you?” Chuck asked, worried. He always thought he was good with her.
“No, silly.” she answered and then kissed his cheek “I wanna give this relationship a new dinamic for once. I swear, we'll try one time. If you don't like it, we'll stop.”
“Okay, deal.” he agreed with a wide simle and a smirk. “What I have to do?”
Blair sighed then freed herself from his hug and got out of bed.
She went near the big closet and took something with her. A bendage.
Chuck puckered his forehead. “Are you gonna wear that?”
“No... You are gonna wear it. I'll blindfold you.” she said as she got on the bed again and he let her cover his eyes. He likes games so much, but he must beware from Blair Waldorf's games.
“Okay. Now?” he said “I hope this actually will be fun. I'm sleepy.”
“Oh, don't worry. It would be surely fun, Chuck.” she answered with a grin on her face.
She would have her revenge and she would have it now.
“I hate when I don't see nothin. What am I supposed to do?”
“You... Nothing. I do.” She began unbuttoning his shirt, then passed to his pants and his socks.
“Wait, wait. This game involves sex?” he asked feeling her cold hands on his legs.
“I've never seen Chuck Bass fear for sex!” she snapped then freed him from his t-shirt and then his boxers. “By the way, you'll find out. Shut up and you'll see!”
“You know I'm not afraid, honey... Is just that I'm not pleased with this bendage... You are undressing me... I wanna see you too. Have you done?” he asked with curiosity.
She grinded her teeth when she was near his intimacy. “You'll see me, don't worry lover” she said then she slowly got off the bed. She went to the closet again and took another object.
She smiled when she saw them, she searched for them when he said he had to go to the bathroom before getting into bed. She was sure he kept them in a drawer or something.
She got on the bed again, took his hand and kissed it.
“This is tackling, honey” he said as she took the first thing and pinned his left hand to the back of the bed with shuckles. He didn't say a thing. He was actually enjoying.
“Please, Chuck... Shut up. I'm almost done with everything.” she answered as she pinned his other hand to the headboard. The project in her mind was perfect, she couldn't believe it.
“Okay, okay.” he replied.
She got off the bed again before taking the bendage off his eyes, this time with a wide, satisfyed grin. She was looking at him pleased, trying to not let her eyes fall right in between is legs. He was ready, but didn't know that she wasn't for what he was thinking.
“I thought you were undressed already” he pouted, then looked at his pinned hands.
She moved her index from left to the right. “I say no, no, no.”
He puckered his forehead. Now he was eager to know what all this was about.
“So, this is the game?” he asked, puzzled.
“There's no game, Chuck.”
“Then what? If you enjoy seeing me naked all you had to do was ask.”
She raised an eyebrow and on her face appeared a smile. “Oh, you'll find out when I'll cool down the room with the air conditioner on a snow mountain temperature.”
“I hope you are kidding, babe.”
Blair made an evil giggle. She took the telecontrol of the air conditioner and setted it out on 5°C. She wanted to set it out on less than zero, but it would have killed him.
She turned her face to face him. “Now you're gonna brighten up your ideas, my love! Or better... Chill your whole mind.” She laughed as she reached for her bag and coat.
“Why are doing this to me?” he asked. For an half part, he was still enjoyng.
“Because cold is healthy! And this is your punishment.” She smiled with mean.
She then got out of the room and switched the lights off.
So he called her. “Blair. Where are you going?”
She came back, still smiling. “Thank you, Chuck. I forgot something.”
“Free me, for example? Warm up the room again?” he provoked.
“No, lover! I forgot to pick a pillow for you! Think if Lily or Jenny come. That little friend of the troll will see your... No way! Thank you for your call.”
She put a beige pillow between his legs, she really wanted to stay but he had to pay so she got out the room for the second time in five minutes and he heard the bell of the elevator.
She was gone for real and now he was there alone with his thoughts and an air conditioner on 5°C. 'I would die of coldness or at least my cock will freeze. Shit.' he thought.
“What should I do now?” he asked to the empty room raising his voice. “Damn you Van der Humpreys you decided to go out on Blair's birthday as I suggested you. Now I'm freezing.”
He sighed trying to figure out how to free himself first. She took the keys with her so even if somebody would came they had to call an ironware to break them.
“Why I kept those shackles in the closet? I had to destroy them, or at least give them to Nate. I'm wondering how she knew they were in that box...” he said to nobody.
Chuck Bass looked like a fool talking to himself in his old room but who cared?
He was alone, chilly and he was now banned as the 'disgusting boyfriend who forgets girfriend's birthday'. How he hated and loved when Blair was so revengful.
He rested his head on the headback and closed his eyes. His arms were already tired to be blocked in that position. He hoped that someone would have came but nobody got back home if not after two hours of freezing. It was three ò clock in the morning.
“Oh Rufus, we should surely go there another time. What do you think?” Lily.
“Sure, love. That thing we ate as main course... It was delicious.”
“I'm glad you liked it, you should try to cook it if you like...”
They were near. Very near. He tried. “Rufus.” he called with a trembling voice.
“Have you heard, Lil?” he asked then he stopped his pace. “Who is there?”
“Rufus, please come here. This is Chuck.”
“Chuck? Are you still here? We have to go?” he asked.
“Rufus... Please come here in my room. I'm alone. I need your help.” he pleaded.
“I'm coming.” Rufus answered as fast as he could.
“Don't take Lily, I beg you.” Chuck added, but she was already there.
Rufus switched the lights on and saw him, and Lily too. She took an hand over her mouth.
“Okay, man things. I'll call... I'll call an ironware...” she said as she turned her back.
“Please turn off the air conditioner... I'm chilling” Chuck said with a low voice.
Rufus shooked his head then took a cover and put it on him. “I can't believe... Seriously. What the... Blair didn't like your gift, huh?”
Chuck rolled his eyes and shivered. “I couldn't give it to her.”
“Oh my. Why didn't you?”
“It was nearly... It was midnight” he said, shivering “I planned to give the gift to her by midnight to surprise her for once, but you know... How she is.”
Rufus smiled. “I know, I know. I'm sorry you couldn't make it. We have to call her.”
“Is Chuck... Dressed a bit?” both guys heard Lily said outside the room.
“He's... Covered, Lil. Come in.”
Lily got in and smiled. She was sorry like his husband. “The ironware won't come until 7am.”
Chuck rolled his eyes again. He was so bored that he wanted almost cry.
“My idea was wrong. It's my fault.” he said looking the floor.
“Let's go, Chuck. Your idea was great, but you know Blair. Maybe you should have given the gift to her before the ending of the night... You'd have avoided all this...” Rufus said.
“I know, now it's too late. Dammit” he said moving his left hand a little.
“It hurts?” Lily asked with worring.
“Have no idea...” he said under his breath.
“Let's call Blair, she has the keys.” Lily decided and went out of the room to took the phone.
Chuck didn't say anything. He wanted to oject but he was so tired so he only closed his eyes. He didn't realize he actually fell asleep in a second. The next day he woke up he was free.
“What...” he said in a sleeping tone noticing Blair near him. He had his gown on and his arm was under her head and she was still sleeping. She moved a little and opened her eyes and saw him. She smiled. “Morning...” she said rubbing her head against his chest.
He turned his head to the other side and removed his arm from under her head.
“Chuck, please... I'm sorry.” she said with guilt.
“No, you are not. You enjoyed it.” he answered without turning.
Blair touched his arm trying to turn him but he tried to stand still.
“I... did. For five minutes. When Lily called me tonight saying that your skin was cold as ice and they needed the keys to free you from the shackles I run here. I cried a lot during the ride in the limo... Believe me. I'm sorry.”
“Did you really want me to die frozen? You know what you did, Blair?” he turned to face her.
Blair was closed to tears. She was really sorry for the thing.
“Please, I already told you I'm sorry, Chuck.” she pleaded “Forgive me”
Chuck sighed and closed his eyes for a moment. “I wanted it to be the perfect gift.”
“Gift? What?” she was curious enough and she was freaking out now.
“I took you here to give you my birthday gift for you.”
“Gift? Did you buy me a gift?” she asked, her eyes were shining.
“Actually I did but I wish I didn't.” he replied, weary. He was angry with her.
Blair punched him on the arm and he whined and closed his eyes. “Chuck. Are you okay?”
Chuck didn't answer at first. “I'll tell you if you kiss me.” He offered.
She got near him and kissed him softly. “Fine now?”
“Like never been before.” He said as he kissed her again. “Now... here it is.”
He tried to pick a thing in his suit's jacket on the chair near him.
He picked up a long velvet blue box and gave it to her. She was thrilled, he could say. She took the box from his hands and opened it fastly. She was eager to see what gift would it be.
“This is... Oh my God, Chuck. This is even better of the Erikson Beamon.”
He smiled, cheerful, while she examined the bracelet better. She was happy now.
“I'm glad you liked it... There are no other pieces in the world, is only yours.”
Her mouth fell open when she noticed a thing on the bracelet. “This is the cutest thing ever.”
“I have to admit, I thought you would have said it was showy... I'm amazed.”
She raised her head. “Chuck, are you mad? This is the sweetest thing someone made for me in my entire life! Even Nate didn't give me a gift like this when we were togheter.”
“You sure?” he asked with worry. He knew she could fake smiles.
He had always thought that he was not the perfect boyfriend she wanted and that could not handle this situation right. Now or then, this whole relationship would have slipped from his hands to the floor and she would have broke up with him because she would have understood he wasn't worth of her love. He was afraid of this more than death. He was afraid that he would have passed the rest of his life alone, so he tried to make things right for once.
She looked at him, skeptical. “Seriously, Chuck. You are stupid. This is really the best...” She said looking at the bracelet. She started to cry, and it was not a Blair Waldorf thing. She usually cried alone in her room, and most of times for things that she ddin't like.
She threw herself on him and he hugged her tightly. “I didn't mean to make you cry...”
“Screw you, these are happy tears...” she replied amidst tears rubbing her head on his chest.
Someone knocked on the door. “Can I come in?” It was Lily.
“Sure, Lily... Open the door.” Chuck agreed. Blair was still crying.
Lily got in the room followed by a guy with a tray full of food as Blair looked up.
“I know it's late but you need to eat something guys.” Lily said then the guy got out of the room. “Thank you, Johnny” she greeted the guy.
Then Chuck let Blair go and got out of bed. “I need to go to the bathroom, honey... Can you excuse me for a sec?” he asked. Blair nodded her head and he smiled at Lily before going out.
Lily sat down on the bed. “Dear, why are you crying? Something happened?”
“Yes, something happened” she said drying her eyes with a handkerchief given by Lily.
“Are you hurt? Are you sad?” she asked, worried.
Blair let her see the bracelet she had know on her wrist and Lily smiled widely.
“That's so nice, Blair... I love it. He had a great idea. Look at the heart... How sweet.”
“Nate never gave me something like this! Even Cornelius Vanderbilt's wife old ring wasn't beautiful like this one. And it has initials!” She said not able to stop looking at it.
“I'm Chuck Bass, not a Vanderbilt heir without a conscience...” he said as he got in the room again. “Every gift I buy has to be the most perfect in the whole world.” He smiled.
Lily stood up and smiled too. “I think I'm gonna go in the kitchen to see what Rufus is doing... You two have to have breakfast, you need to eat something.”
“Thank you, Lily.” Chuck said to his stepmother as she got out the room and closed the door.
He got back on the bed and sat near her. He laid a kiss on her cheek.
“I'm glad you stopped dropping tears.”
“I hate you! You can't do this to me, Chuck Bass.” She snapped. “I can't even imagine you could have been so damn sweet... I thought you were only a perv bastard.”
“Look, I've never loved someone like I love you. No, the truth is that I've never loved someone in my entire life before you. I wanted you to always remember me even when we're not togheter. I want people to look at this and think 'that is Chuck Bass girfriend' with envy.”
“I love you so much, Chuck.” She said kissing him hardly. “And I'm sorry, again.”
“I know something you can do to be forgiven.” He smirked then kissed her hard again.
She grinned. “You don't need to tell me what.” She crushed her lips on his and they kissed again with passion. They freed from clothes and made up having sex... For about five times.