ROLL CALL

[gothrumefirst]

PUT YOUR HAND UP IF EMIRI HAS EVER AT ANY POINT MADE YOU HER BITCH/MINION/FETCHING BOY/ETC. DEFINE HOW YOU WISH, I LOST COUNT. If there were piggy backs or food involved, it probably counts.

Also nobody saw me edit this post like a thousand times la la la.

Comments

[tobethemiracle]

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT RONAN IS NOT HER BITCH.

BECAUSE HE KEEPS TOPPING HER.

SORRY EMIRI.

[gothrumefirst]

THEN GET OUT OF MY BITCHES POST

[tobethemiracle]

NO.

MAKE ME.

MY BITCHES WILL TALK TO YOUR BITCHES.

[gothrumefirst]

YOU HAVE MAGIC. YOU DON'T NEED BITCHES.

[whythebirdsings]

DO I AT LEAST GET TO BE CALLED A FRIEND?

[gothrumefirst]

OF COURSE. YOU ARE MY BFF 4 LYFE ♥. Just also Head Bitch.

[whythebirdsings]

I CAN LIVE WITH THIS

[tenhazessou]

I will be your new bitch o/

[gothrumefirst]

Good boy. You can have regular walks and even beef jerky if you behave.

[emogivesuwings]

BITCH REPORTING o/

[gothrumefirst]

8D 8D 8D

... 8D

[sexy_roach]

Do I count?

[gothrumefirst]

... Probably. Depends. Would you give me a piggy back ride or make me a sandwich if I asked you to? Alternatively, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I top?

[sexy_roach]

... Yes. Yes. 7-8.

:(

[gothrumefirst]

... Welcome to the club ♥.