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The Type of Drunk Meme

Sep 23, 2011 22:19

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TYPE OF DRUNK MEME

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3... Flashbacks... doc_holi September 24 2011, 02:28:26 UTC

Heeeeey, Siiiiiiix! What ya doin'?

[Cause she's just swayin'.]

doc_holi September 29 2011, 13:44:44 UTC

[Fiiiiiine. Holiday rolls her head, looking around for the- OH! A SHINY!]

[She leans off of his chest, trying to reach for the VERY PRETTY AND NEATLY SHAPED glass of whiskey. IT'S SO SHINY.]

sixthdeadliest September 29 2011, 14:33:51 UTC

[Pulls her back towards him.]

Holiday, that's someone else's. You don't want to take their drink, do you? You don't steal.

doc_holi September 29 2011, 22:40:05 UTC

[Oh... He's right...]

[FROWNY POUT, SIX.]

So, how do I gets one?

sixthdeadliest September 29 2011, 23:59:47 UTC

I get one for you, but not one of those, all right? I'll get you a better one.

[It's like talking to a small child. Sad, really.]

doc_holi September 30 2011, 00:22:49 UTC

[EYES LIGHT UP.]

A better one!?

[Oh, the excitement.]

sixthdeadliest September 30 2011, 00:45:25 UTC

That's right. A better one.

[He's gonna have to revise his strategy, but it looks like this might work.]

Now why don't you sit down, close your eyes, and I'll bring you back something you'll like.

doc_holi September 30 2011, 01:01:36 UTC

[GASP. A SURPRISE. OMGOSH, YAY!]

Kay!

[Now, where'd that stupid chair go?]

sixthdeadliest September 30 2011, 01:09:04 UTC

[He coaxes her into a chair.]

Don't forget to close your eyes. [That should remove the "shiny object" thing you seem to have when drunk.]

doc_holi September 30 2011, 01:12:30 UTC

[Closes her eyes, with a happy smile. SHE CAN DO THIS!]

[Though, now that she can't see, she is swaying to the right a little... It's cool, though. She just wants to see the surprise shiny.]

sixthdeadliest September 30 2011, 01:15:47 UTC

[He rushes to the bartender.]

I need a soda water. With a strawberry in it.

[He taps his fingers against the bar, impatient, as he keeps glancing back at Holiday.]

doc_holi September 30 2011, 01:26:59 UTC

[She's not doing nothing, Six. Just happily swaying and dangling her legs when the mood hits her.]

[Something shiny. Something shiny.]

sixthdeadliest September 30 2011, 01:54:21 UTC

[Glass finally in hand, he walks around in front of her, holding it out.]

All right. You can open your eyes.

[Look! It's shiny and fizzy and it has a strawberry in it!]

doc_holi September 30 2011, 02:00:25 UTC

[She lazily opens her eyes one at a time, mostly forgetting why she-]

[GASP. SHINY. OH WOW. SMILE. SMILE.]

It's so pretttttty!

[She'll keep it FOREVER!]

sixthdeadliest September 30 2011, 09:52:51 UTC

Yes, and it's all yours.

[Totally straight-faced.]

doc_holi September 30 2011, 12:12:09 UTC

[GASP.]

All mine! Thank you!

[She takes the glass from him, holding it up to her face and looking at it.... What? You expected her to drink it? SHE'S KEEPING IT.]

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