Mask 14 -- Crouching Travis, Hidden Moron

[gottafindexit]

YO, DIGITAL WORLD. CALLING ALL FUCKHEADS.

So, I'm getting fucking bored doing nothing in this damn inn all day. So guess what? I'll be running around this damn planet in about five minutes. I'm expecting you all of to show me some love, and you better get it damn straight that it's in your best interest to.

So, remember, ladies, gentlemen and all

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[mistressofdoma]

[ So, here. Have DID girl in the flowers, playing with them. This makes her happy, apparently. ]

[gottafindexit]

[Did Travis just come out of the knothole in that nearby tree? Hell no, that doesn't matter. He's totes holding a fist out.]

BROFIST!

[mistressofdoma]

[ SQUEAKS. She looks up, hesitating a moment as she shakily raises a fist up. ]

B-Brofist...?

[gottafindexit]

[FFFFF fuck yes moe brofist.]

Brofist. Hells yeah.

[gottafindexit]

[BAM, CLOUD. BAM. He comes out of nowhere, holding a fist uop to you.]

BROFIST, YO.

[gottafindexit]

[Dude. This is not how it's supposed to go. Screw the fact you're a badass hero -- Travis will still throw a warning punch at you. Yeah.]

TOUCHDOOOOOWN... PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!

[guardianofearth]

[Six foot combat gynoid enjoying a brief walk. Will Daigo's teachings save Miria from a fist in the face?]

[gottafindexit]

[Suddenly, A WILD TRAVIS HAS APPEARED. He's holding his fist out to j00.]

YO! BROFIST!

[guardianofearth]

[Wait... She knows this...]

Oh! Right!

[She lifts up her knuckle... and smashes it as hard as she can into Travis' fist. That is what you are suppose to do right?]

[gottafindexit]

[Dudette, robot brofist. Because the hardness makes it more browesome.]

FUCK YES, that's the shit I'm talking about!

[onisensei]

BROFIST!

[gottafindexit]

[FUCK YEAH ONIZUKA THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.]

Hells yeah. Badass brofist!

[onisensei]

[And as these two pillars of kick ass badassery connect fists one can almost see the volcano's rising up behind them erupting with the strength of their manly power]

Hells yeah! Keep strong brother!

[gottafindexit]

Same to you, Brother!

[THE MANLINESS. IT IS OVER 9000.]

[bucket_hat_ftw]

[Very serious looking girl in black wandering down the road...]

[gottafindexit]

[And Travis bursts out of the ground with a fist in the air!

...except this girl's got a serious "don't fuck with me bitch" look on her face. He pauses for a bit.]

...yo. Brofist?

[bucket_hat_ftw]

[glare glare confused annoyed look]

What?

[gottafindexit]

...brofist. Come on.

[And he shows her his held-up fist.]