Comments | gotyourlocket: 010 - And why does it say QWERTYUIOP? These are all out of order.

gotyourlocket

010 - And why does it say QWERTYUIOP? These are all out of order.

Feb 11, 2009 20:12

After pressing each of the buttons on this computer and considering the results, I've found that there is no real way to tell whether or not they all have a function. Not without boring myself to tears, at any rate, and it simply isn't worth it ( Read more... )

what do those 'f' keys do?, muggles, perhaps there's a codex, keyboard, muggles are idiots, it's like a riddle

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i_created_kanji February 12 2009, 04:40:49 UTC

I invented computers!

gotyourlocket February 12 2009, 04:46:48 UTC

Piss off.

i_created_kanji February 12 2009, 04:47:29 UTC

But I did!

gotyourlocket February 12 2009, 04:52:22 UTC

Well, bang up job, innit? And, really. What're the bloody 'f' keys for? It's maddening.

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fishybrains February 12 2009, 04:55:20 UTC

This should help you a bit.

gotyourlocket February 12 2009, 04:59:28 UTC

Er, thanks. Mine doesn't have the same keys as that, and it didn't half explain what the 'f' keys do, though.

fishybrains February 12 2009, 05:04:13 UTC

Actually, I'm not sure myself. I know F1 is "help" ...

Ah. Here.

gotyourlocket February 12 2009, 05:17:28 UTC

Really? I thought you'd an answer to everything.

Er. What're these "Windows," then?

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flunkedthemayer February 12 2009, 19:18:19 UTC

I don't know why I'm telling you this but they're shortcuts. They don't do the same thing on every computer. Like on mine F1 makes the screen dimmer if you use it alone but for some people that brings up a help menu.

Basically you need to know what you're working with before you can figure it out.

gotyourlocket February 13 2009, 05:05:03 UTC

That's even stupider than what the fish said.

goggliciousness February 12 2009, 20:54:23 UTC

Try pressing Alt and F4 at the same time. It'll all become clear to you then.

gotyourlocket February 13 2009, 05:05:29 UTC

Who are you, and why should I trust you?

unphasedluna February 13 2009, 05:25:12 UTC

Hello Rabbit.

Would you mind helping me with something?

gotyourlocket February 13 2009, 05:27:09 UTC

With what, exactly?

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And, don't call me that.

unphasedluna February 13 2009, 05:29:46 UTC

I don't think I know how to fly to Grand Chokmah Palace. Could you apparate me in? You can come along and have a nice time!

I thought I wasn't supposed to call you Regulus?

gotyourlocket February 13 2009, 05:32:47 UTC

Hmm. I expect it would be impossible to fly there. Or back...

Well, alright. But I've no interest in staying. Ever.

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It's Black, alright?

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