012 -To tip your hand is to die a fool

[gotyourlocket]

I can't believe I have to say this at all, but let me be quite clear.

I am not your friend. I don't care who you are, you've nothing that I am interested in.

Luna bloody Lovegood and everyone else stay away from me unless I invite you to bother me.

Rest assured, I will not.

And in case that was too bloody subtle for some of you: I hate you all.

Comments

[laughterofdeath]

I've noticed that telling this lot not to do anything causes an irresistible urge in them to do the opposite to the point of annoyance. The best thing to do is not say anything at all about not talking to you and you'd fade into the background.

Why even come to a place like this if you want to be left alone? Really now. That's a fault on your part.

[gotyourlocket]

You've no idea.

[laughterofdeath]

I really don't. This place is fascinating, although there is the occasional annoyance.

[gotyourlocket]

Rather a lot of them, really.

[flunkedthemayer]

Jeez.

[gotyourlocket]

Your face isn't even healed up from the last time you vexed me. Mind that, won't you?

[flunkedthemayer]

Uhhh. Yeah.

How is that going?

[gotyourlocket]

Just fine. Never better.

[upyourscolonel]

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't turn my retarded girlfriend into something weird like a goldfish. I think it's that time of the month.

[automailmaker]

As if you'd know.

[upyourscolonel]

Well it wasn't last week.

[automailmaker]

And it doesn't have to be this week.

[happyinteam]

Woah man. You don't need to start throwing out so many words like that.

[gotyourlocket]

Do you need something clarified, thing?

[happyinteam]

Ehehe, thing?

[gotyourlocket]

Rather.

[nobodys_library]

All of us?

[gotyourlocket]

You don't bother me.

[nobodys_library]

Convenient, given that I would much prefer to not be a bother.

[gotyourlocket]

Which I rather appreciate, considering how adamant the rest of them are.