017- It's probably full of horrible diseases, isn't it?

[gotyourlocket]

I've borrowed the keening muggle until further notice. It will be returned in fair condition once I've some idea of where it belongs

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

I would imagine that muggles and wizards are both human. I doubt our diets vary too much.

[gotyourlocket]

Perhaps. I'll have to acquire some sort of instruction manual, I suppose.

There'll be no harm in offering it tea and biscuits, then?

[upyourscolonel]

So, what happened, you kidnap someone?

Tea and biscuits would be fine, yes.

[gotyourlocket]

I've borrowed someone, yes.

Good. That may be all that's edible here, really.

[automailmaker]

...Are you an idiot?

[gotyourlocket]

I don't think you're meant to be provoking me.

[automailmaker]

I thought you could have at least realized that non-magical people function the same way as magical people, just minus the magic part.

[gotyourlocket]

That isn't what Mother used to say.

[hailamericaaa]

You got a pet?

[gotyourlocket]

In a manner of speaking, I suppose.

[hailamericaaa]

How so?

[hailamericaaa]

And it should be a dog! My boss got one for his kids a few weeks ago!

[prettyharbor]

Isn't "muggle" bookspeak for... human...?

[gotyourlocket]

Sort of. Why?

[prettyharbor]

You kidnapped a person...?

[gotyourlocket]

I'm only borrowing it.

[bellefierte]

...You borrowed someone?

[gotyourlocket]

What of it?

[bellefierte]

What are you doing with him/her?

[gotyourlocket]

Only minding him for a while until I know where he belongs.

I've no idea what everyone is so scandalized by.